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# I've got a 5 Tesla magnet at work.
We have to paint a yellow line around it with 'DANGER OF DEATH (to those with pacemakers, or pockets full of stek knives)'

edit: I have to admit, while we have to do the line and sign thing, we just haven't got round to it yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Take that health and safety!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Health and safey don't exist here.
We had a French chap turning a strange mixture of mottled grey and pink every time he was splashing litres of selenium waste around the place. You could smell it from nearly 100 metres outside the department, even with the fume hoods on full.
No-one, except me, gave a damn (apart from everyone complaining about smell).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Pfft!
I love Swizzleland :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I remember the look on the department head's face
when I told him that the building would fail an EU inspection.
Mwa ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha... this pallet truck was sucked into an MRI scanner
and they reckon the magnets used in those are in the 0.5-Tesla to 3.0-Tesla range

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)