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# Musical Volcanoe Land.

I got informed at the weekend I'm not very good at this drawing malarky,
I was disappointed to hear that I thought I was rather okay at it actually
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha :D
woo

Who ever said that is blind dick head

You have the skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Alex Jones is on now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Whoooooooooooooooooooooooo?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# snowman?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Dekion and The Goat and Catnipppp's
boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# ahhhhh, you mean he is a gullible tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Is he that mentalist that the lizard people strangely have not killed.
Even though they have a great need (apprently) for secrecy and wield vast powers (apprently) and could make him disappear in a flash... and seemingly don't care he is telling everyone their secrets? That mentalist?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# That'd be the one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# the lizards are harmless!
it's the fucking insectoids that scare me

*smears self in tinfoil enriched ovaltine*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Shirley some insex like Ovaltine?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# it is amazing how that kind of situation continues.
there's usually a conspiratorial 'explanation' though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Magnets!
I had a couple of Neodymium ones and I fucking lost them... they're probably stuck to the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Awwww!
I fucking love magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# you'd sex a magnet woman you would!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I fucking would man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# well, you can't deny the attraction
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I find the idea of that repellant sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I've got a 5 Tesla magnet at work.
We have to paint a yellow line around it with 'DANGER OF DEATH (to those with pacemakers, or pockets full of stek knives)'

edit: I have to admit, while we have to do the line and sign thing, we just haven't got round to it yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Take that health and safety!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Health and safey don't exist here.
We had a French chap turning a strange mixture of mottled grey and pink every time he was splashing litres of selenium waste around the place. You could smell it from nearly 100 metres outside the department, even with the fume hoods on full.
No-one, except me, gave a damn (apart from everyone complaining about smell).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Pfft!
I love Swizzleland :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I remember the look on the department head's face
when I told him that the building would fail an EU inspection.
Mwa ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha... this pallet truck was sucked into an MRI scanner
and they reckon the magnets used in those are in the 0.5-Tesla to 3.0-Tesla range

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Funny magnet story!
I was working for a commercial removals company and we were moving a lab.. I found this uber magnet and thought, 'Oh I shall nick that'. I stuck it in my back pocket. The client walked past me I stepped back and suddenly found my arse stuck to metal shelving behind me which in a panic to avoid being caught I pulled down with my arse.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is why magnets are so fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# NIPPLES!
:D Lovely!

What cunt said you can't draw?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Someone who actually can't...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Annooyingly...
not someone trying to be overtly rude, but someone trying their best to give helpful advice to help me to succeed, you know the kind of advice that when you're getting it you just want to smash a bottle in their face... that kind.

edit: they may have a point as at this moment I am indeed sans work.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Oh yes, I know that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Well I think they are full of shit.
It may be that your style isn't the most commercial, but that doesn't mean it is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# the best way to improve is to smash bottles in people's faces
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I don't think it was me.
It better not have been me. I'm not normally that much of a cunt.

I love the Captain's stuff. But I am prone to giving 'advice' when I'm pissed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# You being a cunt?
I refuse to believe it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# not me at all sir.
speaking of being a cunt. Hows this for a broadband speed test?

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Get rid of the M's
and that is basically what I am running ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I forgot the M's and wondered why he was bragging
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# haha.
As you can probably tell I have got my new torrentserver up and running. Login details and goodies will follow shortly ( well probably tomorrow, not yet worked out how to set up accounts on this one )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Yay :D
Love you Pasa!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# you have achieved: some numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# 'lo
I've just been driving round the street humming the Thunderbirds theme tune chasing a man who carried out an attempted burglary.

There were so many of us out there it was like Picadilly Circus and we still didn't catch the bugger!

I am pumped full of adrenaline now so bang goes my early night.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Jesus!
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I belong to a neighbourhood watch thing
although it's a bit more than that as we are very active and have the police blessing plus 4 members have access to police channels.

In the past 6 months burglaries have skyrocketed so we are the A Team (pffft)determined to stop the nonsense.

Someone was on patrol an hour ago and spotted an attempted burglary, got onto the radio to us and within 2 mins we were all out there, chasing around in our cars, me with my big dog in the back being thrown around (poor thing) when I cornered.

Ooh it's bloody big fun but I cannot believe we didn't catch him! It's our first failure.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Cor!
And yet you are still too wimpy to watch Tsotsi? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
I see your point.
We stay in our cars and are in contact via radios. I have my big dog with me but only for company and to deter anyone from coming near me. The reality is she would lick their faces off and then roll over on her back for a tummy rub but "they" don't know that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Furthermore
Despite what Shada might think, we are not "vigilantes" in the sense that we are working in conjunction with the police and are not hotheads.
It's an invitation only thing and we have to be interviewed. Any hint of racism or gun happiness and you're out.
There are too many dickheads out there itching to beat the shite out of anything that moves and we don't want that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Oh yeah,
I don't doubt that at all. Watching the Louie Theroux documentary set in SA was a real eye opener.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# haha I didn't think you'd take the comment seriously, sorry.
really, i defined "vigilante" as "awesome civilian anti-criminal brigade" and not "gun-toting hothead" as you seemed to take it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# The word "vigilante" has connotations to some of a Charles Bronson type
but considering your definition, then you are right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# shit yeah, did you form a vigilante mob?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# As quickly as you jumped to that conclusion
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# My recent trip
to London has made me realise how much I miss the city. Being in the sticks I don't get the adrenaline rush of such times as a man was walking through Shepherd's Bush with a sub machine gun threatening to shoot kids.
(Rash decision, pushed kids towards our basement flat ( fuck off, not for that ;)) and confronted gunman. Eventually took his replica gun from him and sat on him until police came.
I'm not saying at what point I saw it was a replica, that would ruin my hero status in Shepherd's Bush ( where I had previously chased and caught a burglar ).
I like the rush. Best I have here is irritating squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I am really addicted to the rush and look forward to the next chase
I don't do anything brave like you though, I have to remain in my car but I am really looking forward to the day when I am the one who spots the burglar.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# It's not as brave as it looks
when you are familiar with firearms and can tell that a guy is drunk and full of shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# blimey
(Peter_G, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Aces!
I just saw an advert on itv1 saying "When will the digital switchover happen, go to this website to find out" JUST FUCKING TELL ME. NOT TELL ME TO GO TO THE INTERNET TO FIND OUT! ARGH! IM WATCHING TELLY ON A TELLY NOT ON THE SHITTING INTERNET! ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I feel your pain.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Its like saying do you want these goods,
you;ll have to fill out a form at a different shop to get them, then take that filled out form back to the initial shop in exchange for goods!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# people still watch TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Yes, Jurassic park 3 is on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Narratic Terry 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# LOL
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7996815.stm

"After filming the exploit for evidence, they pulled them over at a rest area. "
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# They should have done it in Germany on the Autobahn
It is legal to do that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# phil spector found guilty
bummer eh
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Well kind off, but he did kill someone, so it's for the best I reckon.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Well yeah,
but he also made the best Christmas album of all time!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=37v0CE-pXss
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# i downloaded this album of spector produced songs
good stuff. he seems surprisingly likeable.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I don't know how likable he is,
but he is a fucking astonishing producer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# are you sure
the bbc documentry seemed to think she killed herself. not that i really care either way.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I'm going with the jury on this one.
Twelve good men and true and all that malarky, I was 'im wot dunnit I say!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# well, he probably will get plenty of bumming in prison
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# You tell the nasty person
that we, the chosen people, disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I just told them.
The choosen people have spoken I said.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Haha
for what it's worth, I like your drawings a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)