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# FFS...
Ten-year-old piss-poor detective series joke;

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(Guizmeaux, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Oh Tay!
EDIT: I fucking love OMegle!

You: Hi
Stranger: hello beautiful
You: Will you suck my balls?
Stranger: probably
Stranger: I am kinda horny

EDIT: Continued....

You: I guess the you sucking my balls thing couldnt happen anyway ;)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I guess not
Stranger: especially since I am a homo
Stranger: and I doubt you are
You: What, gays can't suck balls? I think you have this all wrong my young homosexual friend!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh no, we can
Stranger: but if you are straight, then you wouldn't want my young lips to grace your gentials now would you?
You: I dunno, I could look away or something
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you won't be able to
Stranger: I suck the best cock in Michigan
Stranger: for a fact
You: Ha ha ha!
You: Anyway, I guess I best dash
You: Don't wanna catch the AIDS or anything ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: same
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I just said "cock?" to everything someone on their said once
it was a surprisingly long convo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# i just found it tedious and gave up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# It's nice to see brothers who are so close.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I continually spoke in French, by copying and pasting everything into a translator
Until they replied in French, explained that I had no idea what they were talking about and left.

OH THE HILARITY.

I did pose as a friend to get some gay dude from Iowa to add my him on MSN. Didn't work out though, I guess he didn't like me enough :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Did you try saying you're Happytoast from the internet?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# www.hellowillyousleepwithme.com/mynameishappytoast.php
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Someone should really register that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# &=tinycockanimation.gif
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Got another 2 1/2 pages done this evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I have followed your progress and I feel I should encourage you at this juncture
I like what you've done and I hope to do something similar in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# what on earth is this thing
or do we not get to find out till it's all finished?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# That was you?!
/obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# hahahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# arf...just his luck....
finds someone who's rubbish at apples:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# petty
vein fwap
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Today I masturbated for the first time in many months
I feel liberated and ready for sex with strangers
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)