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# The wrong way to eat a twizzler is with a knife and fork.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Happy B3TA Day
(Fly Projector, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# burn that candle at both ends, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
# happy candle!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
# THE WRONG WAY TO EAT A TWIZZLER IS AT ALL.
 
ARE YOU SURROUNDED BY EMPTY BOTTLES AND SHITRAGS YET, GRONKPAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:50, archived)
# THAT'S A YES TO EMPTY BOTTLES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)
# YO YO YO
 
we did get into the second bottle of Absolut on Saturday but we did not finish it.
I modified your Jesus Juice recipe, I made it vodka and sambucca over ice in a big wine glass topped up with red wine (a reasonable merlot) and a splash of coke, stirred.

and by the time my friends had made themselves ill I had to finish the left over drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
# it isn't jesus juice unless you drink it from a coke can
preferably with pills of some description crushed into it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:58, archived)
# no to the coke can
 
yes to the pills
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)
# also I rang my old place of work this morning
I said I was calling in sick and would be there tomorrow. My old boss got a little bit flustered.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# japes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Give your boss some Shitrags, he'll thank you for it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)
# REALITY TROLL
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# I LIKE TWIZZLERS
oh yes.
AND A NICE B3TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)
# ooh, you fibber.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# HAPPY B3DAY!
☀
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In text for you, even though you're
not image blocked as much anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
# I'm not image blocked but I do seem to have gone over my bandwidth cap
This is quite the achievement I should add
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# congratulations on being on fire
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)
# JUST LIKE THAT VIETNAMESE MONK
CONGRATS, BUDDY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:11, archived)