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bugger

I had a desk like that at the big red X company, so I fitted wing mirrors to my monitor

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)

Now there's a bloody good idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)

it is

funny - people ended up thinking I was watching them, so they started avoiding me

I had flash cards for the rest, they said:
YES
NO
I DELETED IT
and
I LIKE YOUR HAIR

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)

You're hired!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)

\o/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)

"Yeah so anyway I thought well I like cheesecakes so I figured I'd get a job driving a cheesecake truck and they said 'Can you drive?' and I said 'Yes.'and they said 'You're hired!'"

Thanks for all the loffly loffly comments, every peeps!

I'm currently flicking between this and trying to figure out what the bloody hell's going on, so forgive me for not replying to each and every one of you personally with a kiss.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
cuz I figured at the end of the day,
I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home.
And I love cheesecake.

So I went to the cheesecake company
and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes,
and they said 'You're hired!'

So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes
and I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake
so I pulled over and opened the truck
and I got a cheesecake, and I also took one for later,
and I took one for my friend Farmboy,
and I took one to bring home,
and by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes
so I took another one.

Then I figured I might as well stop at my house
to drop off all the cheesecakes,
so I take five cakes to eat on the way,
and I drive another block and a half to my house.

Now it's lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes,
and a cheesecake for dessert.
I should point out, by the way,
that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.

Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do
would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes
and hide the truck somewhere
and leave town.

And I miss everybody a lot
but I'm not really sorry
because they were very delicious cheesecakes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)

I had one until abou six months ago

now I have my monitor facing a corner that only I inhabit. Hence b3ta, kongregate etc.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)

hurrah!

I had one at the company I just left - but then their only internet usage policy was "just don't download any porn"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)

that's the opposite

to my internet usage policy

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)

ha ha ha

morning Sir - how are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)

'ning

no work to do as the guy training us has had babysitting problems and isnt here, how's your good self?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)

I've got loads to do

:P

sux...

aside from that - not bad at all many thanks.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)

bloody irish

guy won't stop talking

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)

this

www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/2940/

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)

this

www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/b625/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)

*gleeeee*

www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/8823/

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)