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# jesus kills children
i read it on some website or other

here you go, on the always-reliable unexplainedmysteries.com

so when someone says 'what would jesus do?', the answer is kill children arbitrarily! in the face!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# perhaps
www.thebricktestament.com/

at last religion in a form i can appreciate
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# that's lovely
sucks to be job. most people even pronounce his name wrong
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# haha...
"The Gospel of Thomas" eh?

That's what happens if you make a five year old omnipotent, I suppose. He's going to have a tantrum and kill someone sooner or later.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# if i'd been omnipotent when i was five i'd have had an amiga AND an atari ST

(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# haha!
the excess!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# haha
bricks kill children too if you throw strait
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)