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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
#



Can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# *hefts the larger of the two spanging pans into use*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Oh dear
*loads spanging catapult*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# HA HA HA AH AH
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Grr!

*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahah
I've only just got this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I can't believe it's not jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# jesus kills children
i read it on some website or other

here you go, on the always-reliable unexplainedmysteries.com

so when someone says "what would jesus do?", the answer is kill children arbitrarily! in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# perhaps
www.thebricktestament.com/

at last religion in a form i can appreciate
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# that's lovely
sucks to be job. most people even pronounce his name wrong
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# haha...
"The Gospel of Thomas" eh?

That's what happens if you make a five year old omnipotent, I suppose. He's going to have a tantrum and kill someone sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# if i'd been omnipotent when i was five i'd have had an amiga AND an atari ST

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# haha!
the excess!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# haha
bricks kill children too if you throw strait
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# :D
Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hmmm....
certainly looks like butter. I'd try it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# mmm, construction-y.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# the future of marketing is here NOW

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I can't believe it is.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Can you tell the difference between
Whizzo butter & a dead crab?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# you couldn't tell the difference between the Battle of Borodino and a tiger's bum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# arf

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# then you need your taste buds
and probably your brain looking in to.

DrBroon does a nice cheap lobotomy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)