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# this is me, by my niece, aged 10.
go easy, she's ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA at your subtitle
Very good :D
I actually REALLY like that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# she's quite good
give her some paper and pens and she's happy all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Tell her that she can do a portrait of me any time she likes :P
Also: You're breathing and blinking manually, and you just lost The Game.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# i hid the dice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Cheat!
Caewan didn't notice you were gone.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# that's fucking lovely, that is!
tell him he's off my shag list
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I linked him to this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Are you being mean because I refuse to have sex with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Yes >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# don't worry, i'll have sex with you, provided receive and wear a paper bag on your head
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Can I have a blindfold in case the bag falls off and I glance back at you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# sure, seems like a perfectly reasonable request.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Deal. But you're gonna need a truckload of lube...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# I know you're loose back there but a truck seems quite big even for you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# you're a tightarse?
if you have a curry a few hours before i reckon we can save on gel costs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I just don't wanna take any risks ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# lies!
you're as loose as a very loose thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# you may not have seen this, and apparently it is good.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1233653719/blackadder1at.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# i hadn't seen it
and it is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# ta.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I've seen it but I don't think I've ever commented on it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# well you have now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Not really.
I commented on its existance, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# yes you commented on it.
i noticed you commented on it's existence which is generally what i do to everyone else's pictures.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Ah but in this case I do actually like it.
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# no tits, surely fake
otherwise I think that's me over the edge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# well
they have shrunk of late
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# but to nothiningness?
I mean there's still at least a nipple right?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# oh yes
but i'm down to a D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# that's still more than a handful and therefore most adequete
please inform the little ginger thing that lady lumps are important, and there omission from the picture extremely dissatisfying. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# she feels that monkeys and mammaries don't mix
oh, how wrong she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# well I suppose when she's sixteen she may learn the errors of her opinion
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# she's ten and already needs a bra
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# :S just teach her about what you can do with monkeys then
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# my sister
has already accused me of corrupting her. she's led far too sheltered a life in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# people need to be mildly corupted if they've led a sheltered life
otherwise the end up in maths departments.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# my thoughts exactly.
i corrupted my cousin. she's now very happily married with a young daughter, a new house and a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# What about Bertrand Russell?
He was fairly corrupted.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# or Turing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# him who said
the only thing that can save mankind is cooperation?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Stop getting your philosophy from Guinness extra cold!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# you said you wouldn't tell anybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Oh rhats a monkey all right
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# isn't it just
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# DRUNKNESS DETECTED
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
#
"if you did not do this
you shouldn't be posting it"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# i am fulfilling a promise
not nicking material
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
#
"if you did not do this
you shouldn't be posting it"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# behave
or no kiss for you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Hypocrite.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# plenty of people have posted stuff that isn't there's
with permission, I know that I've had one of my drawings posted that way. No one complains at that. It's when it's been nicked from a gis that there's a problem
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# i cant tell if youre being serious in a jokey manner or actually being serious
impossible mode: figure out if i'm being serious right now
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# i can't work out whether ttssattsr is being pissy or pisstaking either.
:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# HINT: Ttssattsr is always being pissy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# ttssattsr just needs a hug
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Ttssattsr just needs a cat to sit on his head.
Then whenever he gets pissy it can point at the screen threateningly.

I feel if all the world leaders had such a morality cat then there wouldn't be so much misunderstanding and powerplay.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I do want that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:34, archived)
# morality cats for all!
and an evil monkey in the closet of every fascist dictator!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:34, archived)
# what, you're just realising that now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# LIES !
standard monkey post response
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# monkey beer.
now that would hit the spot right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# My balls smell musty.
I felt you should know this.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Mine probably smell a little sweaty, but i can't really bend down and sniff them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Mustballs Elite II
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# The Adventures of Captain Sacsweat
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# The Legend of Testicular Drippings III: Dungeons of Unwelcome Must
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# That sounds like something northerners have with chips.
"I'll have four chips and peas Pat, with some unwelcome must."
"Don't forget the testicular dripping."
"And two for testicular dripping."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# i do know this
i can smell them from here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# BOGGLE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# BOGGLE!

Actually I only just got that...it was supposed to be a bog right...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# BOGGLE LOL
I had ape earlier.... so I drew rape. :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Celebrity rape an ape
With Chris Moyles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# BOGGLE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# BOGGLE MY UNDERCLOTHES YOU FOIL SUGGESTION
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
And the best thing on the board tonight :D


nothing wrong with gingers
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# what about bonnie langford?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Fuck it
You HAD to play the Langford card didn't ya
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# hey
i could have said cilla black, or even chris evans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# ginger women = sexy. in fact, the sexiest kind.
ginger blokes: bup bup booow *thumbs down*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# you want to bang anne robinson
admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# i would yes, and annie lennox.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# annie lennox confuses me
i'm still not sure if the lennox is male or female or some bizarre amalgamation of the two
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# nice...but...
...needs more 'smash'!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# there was an excess of smash
i removed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)