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# so it appears :)
Steel was found in Britain by Tristan Bognor in 1945

Tristan Bognor was obsessed by the need for Beer and discovered Steel whilst on retreat in Kosovo recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# :S
Mud was discovered in Britain by Darkie Scunthorpe in 1738

Darkie Scunthorpe was obsessed by the need for Oxygen and discovered Mud whilst on retreat in Kosovo recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads .
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Air was discovered in Britain by Oswald Saxe-coburg in 1042
Oswald Saxe-coburg was obsessed by the need for Longbow and discovered Air whilst on retreat in Iraq recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads .

I like this
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)