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# why the piss
piers morgan is on that show is beyond me

he's an odious little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
#
he's attracted to fame like a fly on a turd
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Well those shows are all about being judged by a group of your piers....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Fuck off, it was a good joke!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# made me laugh, but i was too ashamed to admit it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# This made me laugh more then the joke itself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Why aren't you complaining that this image
is widely available? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# you've just answered your own question
there.

Although I don't think it was even a question.

Ah fuck I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Happy b3taday pisshead :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# good lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# ah crap
I'm almost hitting 16k on /board too.

The good news for all concerned is that I'm about to enter the land of nod, rather than getting my winky out for the board.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# WINKY OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# No.
Not the Teletubbies incident again.

Ho-boy no.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# come on
we don't need to see your tubby custard, just the nozzle it comes out of
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# GET YOUR FUCKING COCK OUT!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# You should definitely get your cock out.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
#
we're all drunk
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# and and and and
Well I'm SUPERDRUNK.

I just made the worst mojito ever out of a fox's glacier mint, tesco value rum and a can of Mountain Dew.

AND BANG MY CANDLE'S GONE OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
#
class :-) more drinks should feature fox's glacier mints.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# i miss mountain dew
they stopped selling it here. i loved the advert, it was weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# The one with the Wolfman?
That was aceness!

Also, when I was in NY a couple of years ago, I was walking to the train at Grand Central and there were people giving out 6 packs of Mountain Dew. Utter Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# i just loved the fella shouting "SOCK!"
free drinks are always great, unless it's rohypnolade.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Colonade: A Fizzy Enema.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i'm imagining how that would feel.
curiously, i think it would be rather pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I've paid just over a pound a can for imported MD.
Good to know it's a 'Low-Sodium Drink'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Did you go to the place at Covent Garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Americansoda.co.uk
delivered to my door, with a pack of twinkies :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i've always wondered
is the stuff in twinkies that overly-sweet fake cream that tastes of nothing but sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# kinda.
I think it tastes even more fat laden.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# i thought so.
i miss sugar :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)