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# yiff yiff blaarrrrggghhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# sounds like you're in the right mood to enjoy this
www.b3ta.com/links/Saw_this_and_thought_of_b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# oh fucking god
*chunders*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# ahaha whyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# AAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
SOMEONE'S GONNA GET STABBED, I RECKON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# ahahahahaa!!
brilliant. it's better as I have no sound currently.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Now try imagining the pope doing an address from his balcony dressed like that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhahhhhahh
 
from what I've read on-line, christian furries seem to be relatively sensible about their anthropomorphic perversions.
Relative to some of those other disgusting sick freaks, that is.

viz: www.geocities.com/gideon_bear/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# The Greek gods were massive fur lovers.
Swan sex for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Yeah they just operate sinister Commander & Conquer esque totalitarianships.
www.iccm-1.org/
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# fucking hell
that is one wild Flash intro!

ahhhh it seems most of the developers' sites are a bit like that
www.sharperfx.com/

and their whole portfolio is for loopy fundamentalist organisations
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# crikey
our new overlords. so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
# that's got to be a piss take?
a wonderful wonderfull brass eye esque piss take.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# hahahaha thank you for reminding me of this guy
the best was one which had music from the chronicles of riddick and loads of shit exploding and blades clashing sound effects

edit: this one, it was lasers not blades www.sharperfx.com/nb/
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell.
When the blue cross came up I could of sworn it was going to do the "Lend me your power for the resurrection of THE BRAND NEW ULTIMATE JESUS" bit from Kings of 4 Billion.

Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with religion in america? Catholicism and Protestanism will become a brand war before too long.

"Mmmmm new low fat Jesus wafers. Survives transsubstatiation better than the leading competitor"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# however, his art work is pretty damn cool
 
www.sharperfx.com/shopping/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:15, archived)
# it's a strange world we live in
when a statement like that possibly makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I know, it was a surprise to me, too.
 
At the time I found those pages I was looking for complete and utter mentalism, but their manifesto is remarkably sane, next to militant furs.
who should just be shot on sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH FUCK
I was looking for that nice animation of Leningrad's and what do I find but THIS

www.b3ta.com/board/8162754
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# he sure loves his gigantic women cat freaks
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# It's holding a normal cat as well.
How the fuck does that even work?!

ESTABLISH BASIC PARAMETERS MAN!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# haha
was it donald duck who encountered regular ducks and had an existential crisis? or did someone write an essay on that? or was it a youtube video? i've got some vague memory of something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# That sounds exactly like a typical acid trip.
Google can't find anything on it though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# it might have been daffy duck
or possibly goofy encountering a dog? fffuuuck i wish i could remember
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Actually would you even be able to recognise them?
I mean I wouldn't be able to tell what a deanthropomorphised human would look like. I mean what would they fucking look like?

Some kind of weird bald ape thing
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# gollum GOLLUM
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# He could talk though, and still pretty much walk.
I suppose a really bald shiny sloth would probably be about right. But with a massive head.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# it's ANTHRO ART
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Militant furs?
How do they even carry guns with all those swishy tails around the place?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# they have claws.. obviously
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Best army ever.
I could go back to using swords and axes if I had to fight them. Bloody guns have ruined combat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# SHOOT 'EM, GAS 'EM, STAB 'EM, DROWN 'EM, JUST FUCKING KILL 'EM I SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Okaaaaaayyyy.......
*backs away*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Imagine?
This is B3ta! We shop things here!
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# D:
sweet jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# THIS IS PRECISELY THE SORT OF THING FOR WHICH JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS
 
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# It's a good look. Personally I'd respect a lion jesus.

Seriously though doesn't it kind of completely defeat the point of religion when it can be so broad as to include incitement of violence when you so much as use the name of a religious figure nonchalently, but also draw messiahic figures as FUCKING LIONS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ASLAN!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# JESUS WON'T COME OUT OF THE CLOSET MUM!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# jesus makes a FABULOUS lion
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# The look on that lambs face...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)