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# the police are more irritating
and bigger fucking bloodsuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I've never had my blood sucked by a policeman
I find this information quite startling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Just don't let them get you drunk.
And they often hunt in packs. Beware.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I was in that Lundin today
I literally bumped in to a policeman because I wasn't looking where I was going and had my headphones on. He was very polite and friendly and stuff.
I think people far too often confuse "police" as a giant Borg like conjoined mass, and individual people doing a job - some of whom are cunts, like non-police, and B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# That can't have been a policeman, it must have been a protestor in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I could tell you many fluffy stories of our local police
(and remember, I am in South Africa!) but woe betide anyone who is caught in the act of burglary or violence.
But this ain't the forum for my tales.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# there is a ginger plod whose beat is near my house
i fucking hate him. i wish he was a vampire, i'd feel fully justified in ramming a sharpened chairleg through his milky, blue-white freckly chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Vampire Police?
a new concept!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# better than uniformed cunts
which is what we have right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# One of my old school friends is a policeman.
The fact that he's a cunt is purely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# my cousin's ex applied for the force
he is a cunt of the highest order. they refused to let him in as he's not "emotionally prepared"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)