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CINDERELLA YOU SHALL GO TO THE BALL!

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

Pfft :)

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zeltergiset, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

Hahaha.

That reminds me of this long and not very funny monty python sketch.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

url contained a malformed video ID

but I have no sound any way...

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

try harder, dickhead

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

YOU CAN'T EVEN PARSE TEXT LINKS PROPERLY

I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT SINCE I WAS FIVE

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

I BET THE LINK WAS GAY AS WELL

BUT I STILL CLICKED ON IT
BECAUSE I AM ALSO GAY

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

Yes, well

Rumour had it, cuntbreath.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

Gay and also have cuntbreath.

MAKE MORE SENSE WOMAN!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

very good.

*actually not very good at all

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

Yeah well done leaving an asterisk in the titlebar

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

Oh fuck, am I so so sorry

jesus christ, idiot.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

Yeah well done capitalising your sentences.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

*is uttertly flawed by your god-hood*

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

Yeah well done spelling utterly.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

Has the whole world gone

Utterly Buttery?

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

prick, of the big-style nob-ness

well done, you.
cunt.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

Yeah well done not posting for seven minutes.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

Oh, well done.

So well done. *has small crowd applaud you*
for christs sake, deal with your issues

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

Yeah well done psychologically projecting.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

*hooray*

You must be so pleased.

You odious twat

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

Yeah well done punctuating your sentences.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

Oh Durr...

fuckhead.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

Yeah well done misunderstanding the usage of ellipsis.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

Fuck me, you must be so clever

Cunt

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

Yeah well done using sarcasm.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

No, well done again.

I meant you are a cunt, so top marks there.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

Yeah well done using inappropriately linear grading scales.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

*laughs ass off*

Good god, you're so clever - how could I dream of besting you?

badly spelled whatever shit, like anybody cares? Fuckhead.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

Yeah well done breaking the page formatting.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

Holy Mother, please forgive me

you stupid shitnonce, like you might even care.
Fuckhead.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)

Well done compounding nouns.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

Well done leaving all fields blank.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

Yeah well done not posting for twenty minutes.

Dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

I know which regular you are ;)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

Oi You

Go to bed!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

I am in bed

Just worried about a good friend

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

I thought we were all pretending we didn't know it was Ttssattsr to make it more fun?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

Its not him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

Who is it?

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

That would be telling :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

Spill the beans

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

it's you isn't it.

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

I hear it's Ttssattsr.

I mean gronkpan, it's always gronkpan.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

It's not,

and you're still shit.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

How is life being freebase, gronkpan?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

No, it would be much more entertaining if it were either of them

I'm ruling out Fanj and Friz for the same reason.

It's someone kind of banal who is in love with Killer Kitti.

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

Someone who is obsessed with Killer Kitti?

Well at least we can rule out 5% of the board.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

to be honest I would quite like it to be you :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

nice try, dickhead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

*bounces his forheaded phallus*

heee heee hee the pubes tickle my eyeses.

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

yeah, some cunt who is love with you more....

narciscisstic cunt.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

No, I don't think it's ClanSoul

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Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

No?

Alright, then I'm bored again.

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

Whatever you think of ClanSoul, he isn't the pathetic troll we see before us right now.

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Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)

hehe magical !!!

hope you don't mind me dropping this here. its chavvy police !

(JoePesky, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

GAYPOLICELOLS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

HA ha..

I wont push this down the board : )

here's a quick entry!!

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*joins*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

you can push me down any day big boy...

I mean err.. woo!

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

ARF! HAHAHA!

*secretly joins the riot squad*

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Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

toot toot

i'll takeover now sarge:)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

WHACKA WHACKA WHACKA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)

Pffft!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

chuckles

nice variations y'getting from that clip..:D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

got the idea while I watched the nibbler fellas version of it :)

it's the back hand that keeps giving and giving :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

evening all

I'm scared, some random person has started following me on twitter, and he's following a bunch of famous people INCLUDING HAPPYTOATS

He also seems to be some actor dude (or is he?)

I'm scared!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

I have made zero posts on Twitter, there is nothing in my descriptions

yet somehow I have 3 followers - I'm guessing there are people out there desperate for ANYTHING to happen.

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Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

I HAVE TO FOLLOW YOU!!!

YOU MIGHT DO SOMETHING!!!

:(

well, I've failed at life :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

if he says he's and acor he could be acting about being an actor...

i refuse to join that website.

I'm quite content with my binoculars and dirty mac if I want to follow anyone.

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

I know, I saw

I even twittered about it :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

Meh!

double reverse plagiarism. Likes tho

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)