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# my cats breath smells like cat food
and

its tastes like BURNING

Are some of my faves.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# That's the rock where I saw the leprichaun - he told me to burn things!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# still lolling
I choo choo choose you. And there's a picture of a train
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I ate my crayon
or was it I ate my glue?

Something along those lines, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Miss Hoover? My worm went in my mouth, and then I ate it; can I have another one?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Read that as womb.
Confusing times.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
i almost forgot that one

I love the pacing of those lines - the way he says 'can i have another one' quickly is genius
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)