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(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :D you buffoon.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# GROURMP!
'Lo! :)

EDIT: this was my 9000th post. A wooooooo.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Congratulaaaations
and immolations
I want the world to know that you're making films with bees
Defenestrations
and big fat asians
I'm going to pat your head and cover you in ghee.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# defenestration
is a good word. Cant believe there is a specific word for something so uncommon as being thrown through a window...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# it's one of mr b3th's favourite words
we learned all about it on a trip to Prague castle.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# they loved their defenestrations there
it's one of those words that must've been introduced in order to stop a profession losing its credibility. i imagine a bunch of historians sitting around going "look, we can't go on calling it 'the prague thing where they threw everyone out of the window,' people will think we're idiots"

see also mathematicians and the word "cardioid." it's "heart-shaped" you nerds!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# cardioid - I'd never heard that before
that's fab!

I guess that's along the same lines as 'ovoid'
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# somewhat illogically
fenestration is the arrangement of windows in a building... and not throwing something into a window...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# wouldn't that be
infenestration or interfenestration or something?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# isnt 'fenetre' french for window?
One of the few things i remember from french at school
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# it is aye
from Latin fenestra
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# hey I get to dig out one of my exciting trufax
as a linguist the following interests me, though may not interest others.

Most German words come from a different root to English ones. We get many of ours from Latin.

However, the word 'Window' is completely different to the Latin word 'finestra' - which is where the French get their word 'fenĂȘtre'. But the German word is 'Fenster' - one of the few they get from Latin.

In my warped and miserable world, this is an exciting Trufax.

You may now continue as you were.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# aye, this is indeed true
window is Old Norse
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ooooo
are you one them there linguaphiles too?

*glees*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Oooh, interesting
Dutch for window = venster

although it's slightly archaic, we use raam more often
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# well done that person
:D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# shoop de woop!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I blame a lack of sleep...
:D Mornin' Lully!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Ningles!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# good ningles lovely pants
how's things?

... have I said ningles to you this morning already?

*head is up arse today*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Not a clue, I'm crossposting :D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# don't share needles!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hello Supernintendo Chalmers
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
actual lollages have erupted here at Savalas Towers
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# its a Ralph Wiggum-ism
so i cannot take credit, alas.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I thought it might be but I still chortelayed
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahah officelollage...
Ralph is the greatest:

"I bent my wookiee!"
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# my cats breath smells like cat food
and

its tastes like BURNING

Are some of my faves.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# That's the rock where I saw the leprichaun - he told me to burn things!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# still lolling
I choo choo choose you. And there's a picture of a train
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I ate my crayon
or was it I ate my glue?

Something along those lines, anyway.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Miss Hoover? My worm went in my mouth, and then I ate it; can I have another one?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Read that as womb.
Confusing times.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
i almost forgot that one

I love the pacing of those lines - the way he says 'can i have another one' quickly is genius
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# pffft :D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Mornin fluffy!
PS your 'ickle one looks a right cutie :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ningles chiefy!
And thanks - I reckon he's a keeper, but I am slightly biased :D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahhaahhahah!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Shteeeevie!!
:)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# 'lo ninj!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# aww that was my intendention as well
*nicely*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Ta sir!
:D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Arf:
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Now there's a retail emporium I'd frequent.
:D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# super smashing great
now you've got your Bully - that's safe!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Well safe
*does flicky finger thing*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# init!
*dances to something called... grime!???*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hehehe
:~)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Top Stuff, that man!
:D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ta JP!
You ok my fine fellow? :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# close to sleep.
But ok, ta - yourself?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Not too bad sir...
...me shweepy too. We have a new puppy who regularly wakes at dawn and thinks I am a chewstick :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)