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[challenge entry] I don't believe in giving the police any special powers
they've got enough as it is

From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Bloody Jedi
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# floating keyboard is floaty
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# in other news...
whats good for stopping my eyes itching?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Amputation?
Blinking?
Eyewash?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# blinking!
good idea, stupid Xma on my eyelids makes me look like im wearing eye shadow :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# isn't that a type of biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# That's Garibaldi.
Easy mistake to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# You're thinking of chocolate bourbons.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# oh
i hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Optrex eye wash.
Seriously. I've had years of itchy eyes and without Optrex I think I'd have pried them out by now ( which is stupid, because it's bacteria in the lashes that make them itch.

If you need stuff now make some slightly saline water and wash them out ( eggcup will works ) in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# hang about i think i bought some of that
dunno where i put it, i keep buying things in boots, no idea what they do but they look good in the cupboard in the bathroom :)
brb - can you use it if its been open for months/years?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# It's bound to have a sell/use by date
but I find those only to be useful for bacon. Anything else is just a marketing ploy to make you buy more. Anyway, it's only your eyes. I would not put any out of date Savlon on my cock. Way too risky ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# That's no keyboard
it's a spa-

...er, it's a barrier
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)