Well, to be honest, I probably would even if they were 80but I doubt they fancy a quick jump, and I don't think they'd appreciate being propositioned.
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Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:45,
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You never know until you try...Just whip out a tube of KY and give 'em a sly wink... they'll be yours.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:47,
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I'm close to just trying that with everyone I meet or already vaugely knowit's not as if I give a stuff if they tell me to go away, I probably already don't like them
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Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48,
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Not even liking someone and not caring what they thinkis the first step in any healthy relationship...
Give it a whirl, you might get lucky.
(Give it a whirl, you might get lucky.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:50,
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Ok there's maybe three choices:1. The asian one with smaller boobs than me (even after my moobs have shrunk considerably)
2. The cross eyed one
3. The frigging annoying one.
And what next after I get 1. cried at 2. given the evil eye 3. kicked in the jatz crackers?
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Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:52,
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2. The cross eyed one
3. The frigging annoying one.
And what next after I get 1. cried at 2. given the evil eye 3. kicked in the jatz crackers?
Try for all three...Small boobs are stil better than no boobs at all, cross-eyed is in no place to have high standards so should be ripe for the picking and frigging annoying won't be so annoying once naked.
God I hope my wife isn't reading this.
(God I hope my wife isn't reading this.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:54,
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I actually like the crosseyed oneand really fancied the irritating one a year ago. been miserable ever since I walked past her a few weeks ago. I sortof finally forgot about her and then she has to reappear.
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Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58,
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So start taking the piss out of her... playful banter like...Then, once you've established a reputation for saying nasty / outlandish things, you can quite openly ask to put your cock in her mouth to keep her quiet, and no-one will berate you for it.
Bonus being, she might* suddenly become all lusty and agree to it.
*won't
(Bonus being, she might* suddenly become all lusty and agree to it.
*won't
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00,
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That just gave me the reputation for being a grumpy rude arseholeI must have done it wrong.
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Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:02,
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Evidently...You need to do it in a flirty, 'I'm joking' kind of way...
If you get it right then...
erm...
I don't know, it's never worked for me either.
(If you get it right then...
erm...
I don't know, it's never worked for me either.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:05,
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