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# Yay police!
It does indeed miff me when folks are quick to bash them for actually having balls. I couldnt do their job - i'd just end up going postal and killing everyone who does the slightest misdemeanour!

Watch coppers dealing with angry pissheads with calm on those 'cops with cameras' type shows - no way could i do that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah I've never been able to watch those "Cops with cameras" programmes
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# street crime UK on bravo is the worst one
Rotten pissed up dazzas beating the shit out of everything whilst on the piss. Makes me respect coppers knowing that they have to deal with those twunts, and keep calm and resist the urge to truncheon their skulls in.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# those programs are a guilty pleasure for me
it never ceases to amaze me the state people get themselves in to. Or how fucking stupid and a waste of oxygen some people are. And the kids doing 80 through estates in a stolen Metro never seem to hurt themselves as much as you'd like.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ^this, they're a guilty pleasure, but I'll always stop on them when channel hopping
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'm not even sure what channel has them or what night they're on
is it a Sky or a Bravo?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# they all have them on don't they?
in one form or another. I'm surprised there isn't a dedicated channel for those shows yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# as i said
street crime UK is the best one.

Not many traffic violations, stolen cars, break-ins or robberies. Its mostly chucking darrens and tracy's in the back of police vans.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# i think it takes the piss when some knob is
arguing with the copper, and is swearing his mouth off. The copper gives him several warnings, and several oppurtunities to shut up and walk away, yet they always come back, call the coppers allsorts and end up kicking, screaming and shirtless in the back of the police van. Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# The classic scenario sometimes gives the PERFECT final moment
Cue bloke - usually pissed - with his mates kicking off
Police arrive
Guy gives shedloads of verbal abuse direct to coppers
Coppers issue warnings to calm down and go home - usually 3 or 4 until the 'last chance or I'll section 5 your arse'
Guy pushes the boundary a little bit further and often will kick out
Guy gets faceplanted on the floor by coppers.
Guy screams
Guy shouts

Guy's last word before being put in the back of the van by 6 officers?

"Mum"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# ....
and then right at the end it will say

"The man driving around at 80 mph in a stolen white van who then ram-raided an old lady before brutally maiming three children and a puppy, was let off with a caution"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# and there you are, shouting at the telly
USE THE TRUNCHEON, HIT HIM HIT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# C*nt him in the F*ck, Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)