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[challenge entry] no hummus whatsoever for this comp
so i'll sneak this in while its quiet


nings anyway

From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Ha
Both of my heels seem to be bruised
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# How many fish can you fit in a pair of tights?
tow soles, a couple of eels and a wet plaice:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Oh dear O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# i hope you are suitably ashamed
for posting that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I can honestly say
That that's the first time I told that after reading it in the student rag week magazine in the mid 90's.
It also featured the oh so classy; what has eight legs and a black cunt?
THe A Team van.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# sniggers
yet frowns on your casual lacism
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# :O You said snigger! Lacist.
And I think you'll find I made no rasist comment, rather relayed a joke found in a student rag mag in context of one I had just told.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# God will be the judge
:P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Any other fictional people?
Noddy maybe? Magical Mister Mistoffelees?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yes all of them
they will form a committee
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# bwahaha: this appeals to my childish student type humour
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha oh dear.
'ningles all.

Hahaha serves me right. Stuck behind slow walking woman on the way to the shops. Pass her and give her evil 'if you can't walk and text at the same time, just do one or the other' bogs as I almost trip over a woman standing slap bang in the middle of the pavement texting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# May I suggest a cowcatcher attachment?
For the fucking cows!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# evil them both
slow people shouldnt be out at this time of day
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I am actually a member of the facebook group
I want to throw rocks at the back of the heads of people walking slowly in the street in front of me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# No good just talking about it
put your principles into action
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Oh dear me!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# That took me several readings!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# You're still struggling with See Spot Run, Run Spot Run?
;) teehee little minx that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# *diahorrea joke*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Hardy ha!
..Right..to work i go!

laters
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# ouchies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)