no hummus whatsoever for this comp
From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)
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so i'll sneak this in while its quiet
nings anyway
nings anyway
From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)
( , Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
How many fish can you fit in a pair of tights?
tow soles, a couple of eels and a wet plaice:D
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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I can honestly say
That that's the first time I told that after reading it in the student rag week magazine in the mid 90's.
It also featured the oh so classy; what has eight legs and a black cunt?
THe A Team van.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:48,
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It also featured the oh so classy; what has eight legs and a black cunt?
THe A Team van.
:O You said snigger! Lacist.
And I think you'll find I made no rasist comment, rather relayed a joke found in a student rag mag in context of one I had just told.:P
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:58,
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Any other fictional people?
Noddy maybe? Magical Mister Mistoffelees?
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:24,
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haha oh dear.
'ningles all.
Hahaha serves me right. Stuck behind slow walking woman on the way to the shops. Pass her and give her evil 'if you can't walk and text at the same time, just do one or the other' bogs as I almost trip over a woman standing slap bang in the middle of the pavement texting.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:41,
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Hahaha serves me right. Stuck behind slow walking woman on the way to the shops. Pass her and give her evil 'if you can't walk and text at the same time, just do one or the other' bogs as I almost trip over a woman standing slap bang in the middle of the pavement texting.
I am actually a member of the facebook group
I want to throw rocks at the back of the heads of people walking slowly in the street in front of me.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:53,
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