other than the general annoyance? um I haven't done any workI've realised that dating sites are a waste of time. And that's after only looking at a couple of profiles.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:20,
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if they're the ones which say "sexy ladies in ROTHERHAM want your cock tonight" they're lyingthere are no sexy ladies in rotherham
ahahahaI often wonder how many people actually click those things. Surely someone that thick would not be able to use a computer in the first place...
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:23,
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There's plenty of thick people that use computers*, you should check out this dating site for examples*they're all coding in C# ;)
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:26,
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I have a friend who so far has emailed me no less than 4 "I want to get back at my cheating ex" linkspeople that stupid exist.
and they've worked out how to use an on button
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:27,
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and they've worked out how to use an on button
it's one which reflects the shallow, callous, selfish nature of human beingsand it is also a prime example of the lack of education and respect for intellect which is present in this country.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:24,
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*starts up the eugenics machine* We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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You want some good advice?No? Good. Here it is.
Get yourself some new clobber ( not suggesting anything is wrong with what you have, but new clothes is good for the confidence ) Tart yourself up and get out in the club scene with whatever mates you can gather up that don't scream "CHESS CLUB" by their image.
And GET THE FUCK OFF B3TA for a while. You won't get a relationship by sitting at your console and trust me, if you get a lady interested in you she'll soon be off when she realises you live on the internet.
Aussie women have the morals of alley cats in my experience of them ( which is quite a lot ) but you cant play the game from your computer. This game does not work like that.
(Get yourself some new clobber ( not suggesting anything is wrong with what you have, but new clothes is good for the confidence ) Tart yourself up and get out in the club scene with whatever mates you can gather up that don't scream "CHESS CLUB" by their image.
And GET THE FUCK OFF B3TA for a while. You won't get a relationship by sitting at your console and trust me, if you get a lady interested in you she'll soon be off when she realises you live on the internet.
Aussie women have the morals of alley cats in my experience of them ( which is quite a lot ) but you cant play the game from your computer. This game does not work like that.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34,
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haha, though this is a tad more blunt than i'd have phrased itits absolutely right.
especiall the new clothes bit.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:37,
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especiall the new clothes bit.
Does go to vinnies and buy stuff count as new?I'm thinking pinstripe suit and a mac.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:41,
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whats vinnies?pinstripe suit and a mac is the one of the coolest outfits going.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:43,
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um St Vincent de Paul, it's a charity, they have opportunity shopssell clothes house hold items.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:46,
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I got a 1960s Armani/Cerruti suit from a charity shop for £70 once.There are sometimes treasures to be found.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:56,
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So I'm clubbing alone then?And get offline? but then I'd have to do some work :(
to tell the truth, i'm more bitter and twisted about the shit that people have put on their profiles, no wonder they're single.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:40,
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to tell the truth, i'm more bitter and twisted about the shit that people have put on their profiles, no wonder they're single.
On a note of seriousness in all this, a general smartening of appearance really will do wonders.you don't need to shave the beard off or cut the hair short but if you go to a decent barbers and get them tidied up and some new duds, it'll really do the trick. nothing improves your confidence like looking spiffy.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:46,
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You should not even be looking at that shit.You have to consider the sort of people that would sign up to those sites. It's like Depressives anonymous.
Get to the pubs, make friends with the bar folk. They go out clubbing after hours and shag like fucking rabbits ( well they certainly do in London ). Latch on to someone like that.
I'm sure you are not socially retarded so make the effort.
Also, even though I have a beard like Grizzly Adams right now. Get a shave and a haircut.
(Get to the pubs, make friends with the bar folk. They go out clubbing after hours and shag like fucking rabbits ( well they certainly do in London ). Latch on to someone like that.
I'm sure you are not socially retarded so make the effort.
Also, even though I have a beard like Grizzly Adams right now. Get a shave and a haircut.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:48,
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it's depressives, bogans and fuckwitsand I like my beard, i do at least put the effort into trimming it neatly now.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:53,
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Oh you!I call shenanigans on your summary of all that is good with Aussie chicks!
I should know, I am one ;)
(I should know, I am one ;)
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:46,
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Oh pish.A man is lucky to be able to walk from Shepherd's Bush to Hammersmith on a Saturday night without being raped by some antipodean chick who has consumed more alcohol than said man is ever likely to see in a lifetime.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:53,
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Only like human beings. Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:05,
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I believea flounce may be in order here...
/don't drink at all myself
//am entertaining enough without it ;)
(/don't drink at all myself
//am entertaining enough without it ;)
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:46,
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pay him no attentionhe's just another angry alocholic tracer!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:43,
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*deflates blow-up doll*fucks off to tailors*
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:48,
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'Get free sex in Milton Keynes'I wouldn't go to Milton Keynes if it was offering me a free cock cannon and passage to the moon!
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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i wonder if these website deliberately choose scummy placesi swear that I once saw "Fuck lonely housewives in Woking"
i can't say I've ever been less aroused.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:33,
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i can't say I've ever been less aroused.
My sister lives in Milton Keynes.albeit on the outskirts but she has an MK post code. She's in a quite affluent area and her house is worth a hell of a lot. It's far from scummy. I know MK well and like any large urban area there are good and bad bits.
There is not a house worth less than a million in my village but we are still 10 minutes away from chavs
(There is not a house worth less than a million in my village but we are still 10 minutes away from chavs
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:44,
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well yeah, my home address is ten minutes away from woking. nice sub-urban middle class area, next village over is windelsham, the richest village per capita in the UK.but Woking is still next door. urgh... woking....
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:51,
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haha"Bang in the middle of the Cheshire golden triangle, this is by far the pushiest town in the country. It punches way above the weight of the area, with prices on average 207% higher, and locals drink more champagne than anywhere else in the UK"
is how my town is described by the Telegraph. :D
(is how my town is described by the Telegraph. :D
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:00,
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aye :D Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:13,
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Well I frequently let my beard grow out out of lazinessbut I rarely go out like that purely because few people find that look attractive.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:26,
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What does a beard have to do with how nice I am?How well I can do things..etc?
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:28,
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Because in the same way you wouldn't want to kiss someone with a furry face, the majority of women don't either.Plus ultimately what you look like decides whether someone will want to approach you and talk to you and learn what you are like in the first place.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:30,
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though if our antipodean friend kissed someone with an equally brilliant beard they'd probably dreadlock themselves togethernever know... that might be the start of something beautiful
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34,
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Women hate beards.They want good grooming.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:49,
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I think what our resident female expert, Jeru, is hypothesising is that women are shallow creatures and don't dig beardspersonally, i think the trick to lure women in with a clean shaven face then once you've ensnared them and they've invested huge swathes of their time in you, start growing the beard
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31,
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Having a beard equates toGood at bumming men, poor at maintaining personal hygiene.
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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31,
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Well have you tried turning it off and on again? We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:26,
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Do not despair, KI found my bloke on one and we've been happily together since 2003.
It all depends on what you want and matching that with what someone else wants. If you want a quick shag, you'll find them on offer. If you want the 'lasting relationship' then my advice is take your time before you meet. I corresponded with my bloke for four weeks online before we met in the flesh, and we felt we already knew a bit about each other, which made the first meeting a lot easier. Plus we were able to sound each other out before any commitment of any kind was offered/given. End of Dating Advice with Shazz now.
(It all depends on what you want and matching that with what someone else wants. If you want a quick shag, you'll find them on offer. If you want the 'lasting relationship' then my advice is take your time before you meet. I corresponded with my bloke for four weeks online before we met in the flesh, and we felt we already knew a bit about each other, which made the first meeting a lot easier. Plus we were able to sound each other out before any commitment of any kind was offered/given. End of Dating Advice with Shazz now.
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31,
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I realise that there are successes with thembut just looking at some profiles I am pissing off and leaving it well alone, I don't think it will be close to optimal for me.
Jesus Christ, I'm at uni I shouldn't even be thinking about dating sites.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:35,
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Jesus Christ, I'm at uni I shouldn't even be thinking about dating sites.
Uni or not, companionship is niceI hope you find a good'un eventually.
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