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# words and pictures?
yes, I see them in a lot of papers ;)

nicely, btw :)
There's a nice little discussion going on about it on radio 2 right now
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Sorta reminds me of just after 9/11 when I worked near Tower Bridge.
Within a day of it happening there were laminated A4 printed adverts on the railing by the station offering biochemical gasmasks for £200.
Souless fucktards.

EDIT: Sounds like music to me.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Fear is the main tool used in every advert.
It's an excellent business model.

From insurance to bleach, fashion to music.

"Keeping up with the Joneses" was the best phrase for capitalism ever coined.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# What about adverts you see for 'Kittens free to good home'?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Well that's where conditioning comes in
You know deep down that if you don't go and get those kittens they will be in a tesco bag floating down the nearest river/canal by Sunday evening.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Are you suggesting I have carrier bagged kittens in me?!
That reminds me. What a fucktard. There was a guy in the queue this morning and quite happily accepted a carrier band for his newspaper!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# The swine
I bet he is the sort of person to stuff it behind the nearest bench in the hope that it will magically disappear instead of recycling it properly...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I have to buy a load of pastries every morning
and obviously I pup them in the plakky bags they have by the pastries. When I go to check out they always try and get me to put these in carrier bags and I always have to explain that they're already in one.
One woman won't even leave it at that. She tells me that they break and I explain that I've been doing it for years and have never had that problem.
I'm guessing she's basing this on the fact that she once saw a broken one rather than any actual research carried out on the subject.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Maybe she has a phD on the subject?
Her thesis would have been "Processing and characterization of polymer based composite carrying devices with superior impact resistance" which would also explain why she is now working in a shop...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Speaking of all things Terror/fear, has this been done yet?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *respectful applause*
That's class, sir.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# it seemed a bit too obvious
:)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ah, but - hide in plain sight, eh?
;-)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Arrrgh
That's the one. Simple and on the money.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Well fuck a duck
that's class!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Very nice!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# claps
is he in there?the scallywag
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)