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# I'd rather a big, gorgeous, soft lady
than a titless hat stand. If I had to choose, like.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha
top marks for "titless hatstand"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# If I'm leaping off the top of a wardrobe at someone, I want a soft(ish) landing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Small wardrobe?
Tall ceiling?
Are you short?

Sorry, it just made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# no, no, yes, it was more for comedy imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Then it worked
I like short ladies, they are easier to sweep off their feet... even if you do have to bend down further to do it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I don't know if 5ft3 is considered short
we've got some right midgets on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I hope I meet Lucy Porter one day so I can pick her up and squeeze her.
Though I imagine I'd probably see her again in court after that anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# The little funny one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
#
Yes
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# She's got nice hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Are you another tall person?
If so how do you cope with doorways?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# No.
I walk under them.

Lucy porter is only 5 foot though and really really tiny, so I could still lord about like a godking.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahahah
*agrees*

I shall endeavour to use it in the same sentence as 'arsehat'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# So it's not you taking all the top models from me?
who can it be?
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)