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# flying pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I would.
I think she's sexy as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I wouldn't
shes not for me.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# How sexy IS Hell?
I mean, sure, it's got the red dude with the goatee beard and the pointy stick, but as decor goes it's hopelessly outdated.

I think somewhere like a sauna or an elicit treehouse is far sexier.

/May have spent too much time on QOTW this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *elicits treehouse*
Sorry, puerile I know, but I'd love to be able to do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I am uber-tired today. What is the word I am looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# illicit I think
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# thank you
I couldn't for the life of me see what was wrong...

pedant skills... fading...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# unless you wanted to bring forth a tree house...
but even then your grammar would be out :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# *conjures*
AlakaaaaaaaZAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# illicit
...the opposite of "licit" which is something allowed, related to "licenced".

Whereas "elicit" means to draw/pull something into existence -- often a verbal reply from a person, but I don't see why I can't just pull treehouses into existence too...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# spelling piss :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# gah! orthographic micturation!
I have defo had too much caffeine today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# thank you
I couldn't for the life of me see what was wrong.

Also - thank-you-self-mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# *bows politely* it was fun; you're welcome!
any time!
all the time!
incessantly!
ad infinitum!
ad nauseum!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# breadknife?
artichoke?
scantily?
misanthrope?
garibaldi?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# lycanthrope :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# cheeseboard
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Scuse Me Sonic
Did you catch my Gig at The Treehouse on Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# An actual gig or are you angling for a special review...?
If it's the latter, I should warn you, there WILL be typos! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Jennifer Saunders for defo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# pissage
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# it's good for the hair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# ^this
oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# and there's plenty to go round:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I'd rather a big, gorgeous, soft lady
than a titless hat stand. If I had to choose, like.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha
top marks for "titless hatstand"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# If I'm leaping off the top of a wardrobe at someone, I want a soft(ish) landing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Small wardrobe?
Tall ceiling?
Are you short?

Sorry, it just made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# no, no, yes, it was more for comedy imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Then it worked
I like short ladies, they are easier to sweep off their feet... even if you do have to bend down further to do it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I don't know if 5ft3 is considered short
we've got some right midgets on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I hope I meet Lucy Porter one day so I can pick her up and squeeze her.
Though I imagine I'd probably see her again in court after that anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# The little funny one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
#
Yes
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# She's got nice hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Are you another tall person?
If so how do you cope with doorways?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# No.
I walk under them.

Lucy porter is only 5 foot though and really really tiny, so I could still lord about like a godking.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahahah
*agrees*

I shall endeavour to use it in the same sentence as 'arsehat'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# So it's not you taking all the top models from me?
who can it be?
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# donner kebab legs!
anyone tried Donner Kebab Pot Noodle yet?

(Jade Goody commemorative flavour)

www.potnoodle.com/videogallery/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# it's
wrong2

I feel absolutely compelled to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yes
this is my reasoning too

the wronger the better
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# arf
no sauce on mine please:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hahahhahahahaahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yay
that happened to me when i made it:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# nice flapping

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Would it be any easier to break open?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# yeh
a child could do it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Just tap it an... OH GOD IT BURNSSSSS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# heh heh
give her some choccy orange and she'll do anythin'you want:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# if bumble bees can do it I don't see why she can't
nicely animed :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# haha--bees are a trillion times less fat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Dammit, I forgot to sort the Wednesday draw off...... right SUGGESTIONS PLEASE
Throw some options in for the draw off, either single characters (Spiderman/Woody Woodpecker/Bob Carolgese)or a genre for me to pull apart (80s cartoon/Boybands/B movie monsters), then I'll run a poll starting at 3.

Or don't bother and I'll just do it myself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# TV Detectives
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Sweeney, Jason King, Randall and Hopkirk, Poirot, Murder She Wrote, Columbo, Magnum, Starsky and Hutch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# yes, those. Among others
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# what others?
we did Professionals and I can't think of any other good ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# well, there's been plenty of TV detectives over the years
not necessarily all 'good' mind you ;)

/edit: Piggy Malone & Charley Farley
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Juliet Bravo or Rosie
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Lewis and Briggs!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Tosh was both bad and good, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Burnside ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# The Chinese Detective
most Ronseal detective show ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Burnside is and was also fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Morse!
He's the man...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# PC Reg Hollis
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# WITHNAIL AND I!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# wait...
isn't it monday?
My suggestions are:

WWF
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
Steve Martin
Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase
and
Chevy Chase
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Basil Brush
Ska bands
B&Q assistants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaahahahah
If we do the third one, there is to be no cheating, I would need proof of their employment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# there's some belters at my local
but luckily they are balanced out by some absulutely gorgeous girls working there too

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Arsenal Vs Chemistry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Charles Rennie Mackintosh
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Oooh, could be interesting
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Britain's Fightyest Nonces
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Hard-boiled 30s crime fiction!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Yes.
This one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Grange Hill
or Silent Hill.

Or both.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# those puppety things that used to accompany the hosts of childrens tv in the 80's and 90's
gordon the goffer, Ed the duck et al.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Tumble Dryers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Danny Dyer's Hardest Conkers
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# The Illuminati
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# THIS
It's Icke's birthday on Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# it's a slam dunk then :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# all things Jim Henson
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# right then
either

Dr Who
or
The Wire
or
Politicians
or
X-Men
or
Babylon 5

thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# V
original series
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)