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# I have tinfoil, salt and an erection.
I'm not quite sure what to do with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# make a funnel with the tin foil
funnel the salt into your erection

... it is rock salt isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Sea salt...
*winces*

too late....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# now empty a bottle of coke in
and watch the explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGHHGGHGHGHGHGHGH OH GO OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST NOOOO IT BURNS!!!! IT FUCKING BURNS!!!!!!
Mmm... refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
MY BALLS! MY SWEET FUCKING BALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)