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# 15 minutes that's all you get challenge.

15 min sketch (actually it was a bit less but that'd be showing off(like I just did)), single layer in 'shop with the brush tool.
Go on you know you want to, work can wait for 15 min's while you quickly 'knock one out'. I won't tell anyone.

I have got all cross hatchy because I went to see some Da Vinci sketches yesterday.
600 years old...they look like they were drawn yesterday
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I have a track ball and paint
and no talent...

I like this though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# You're right it's not the taking part that counts
..it's the winning.

You should see me at Monopoly.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# If you want to get to know someone
Play them at Monopoly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# naked
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# what completely?
Them or you? Or waahey EVERYONE!!!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# naked monopoly
followed by naked oiled Twister
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# (lesbians only)
+ me
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# lesbians can be identified from the noise they make:
"... oh you've turned me... and my friends..."

that'll be that other "joke" I know
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I've just got a laptop, and am sorting out the wireless internet connection ...
Our suburban garden is shared ...

What could possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# covered in oil and feathers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# you dirty thing
you ready my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I have no intention to win anything
it's just labouring hard in paint with a trackball to produce something so terribly poor it hurts to look at it isn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Never did me no harm.
*tries to look unharmed*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I have tennis elbow and a headache
but I like it too
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Take it your frustration on someone smaller, uglier
And less well-off than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# also importantly...
they should be rubbish at fighting.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# When one is carrying a scalpel
Everyone is rubbish at fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# scalpel...
sigh.. I miss proper old cut and paste... and spray mount and red tape.. and transparencies...

and letraset

sigh..............
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I'm on about fighting.
What are YOU on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Arts!!!!
I am on about the Arts!!!

Now hush or I shall cut your face off and wear it as a nappy.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Ah-ha!
We are clearly kindred spirits.

For one moment there I thought you were talking like a poofter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I am however going
Camping

this weekend.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I only have one breast
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I have three knees
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I'm wearing my father in law's socks
... and nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I've never seen the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# i have two brains...
...i keep one in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I don't like Mondays
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# (tell me why)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# i don't like mondays...
...(either)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE MONDAAAAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# i wanna shoot...ooo...ooo...ooo... the whole day down...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha!
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# arf
two dead geldofs are better than one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# there's never anything good on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# ..I have to ask why.
Why?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I have tinfoil, salt and an erection.
I'm not quite sure what to do with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# make a funnel with the tin foil
funnel the salt into your erection

... it is rock salt isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Sea salt...
*winces*

too late....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# now empty a bottle of coke in
and watch the explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGHHGGHGHGHGHGHGH OH GO OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST NOOOO IT BURNS!!!! IT FUCKING BURNS!!!!!!
Mmm... refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
MY BALLS! MY SWEET FUCKING BALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I did a drawing of Big Boss in paint from memory
but it was so appalling I headbutted the screen until Paint closed down.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# UM OKAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Oh shit, he's eaten Rapunzel.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Got beard for Anus?
That's an awesome result.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# For fuck sake, Sam
Stop being good. You're too young.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Poseidon is a pretty fancy dan with those shoes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# He wants to look pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I tried doing a fancy dan a while back, but my shoes never come out as cool as yours.


Also, no the foot is not a worm Shada, I just can't fucking draw okay. HAPPY NOW?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I like his Rog face.
www.wookiee.co.uk/index17/td9.gif

this is Rog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I was going to ask what that meant anyway.
It's still clearly the heel and front of the sole, not an angry worm face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# OH
I thought he was stomping around from behind Big Ben with his bendy legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# No, he's just next to big ben, all laid back and miles away in a carry on truckin' style
I just completely bollocksed up the second leg so it doesn't look like it's really coming towards you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# It does now you've told me.
So long as you always come with the image, it's all fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I do.
But that's enough about my sex life/bizaare drawing based sexual disfunctions.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# That was a bracing mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Woaaaah really big feet an' legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Keep on truckin' Ttssattsr, keep on truckin'
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# when does the 15 minutes start, I'm guessing there's only 7 minutes left :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# No silly...
the 15 minutes starts when you do :P
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ah, right, can I do it later after work, I'm too busy now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Thank you for reminding me of my horridness


No undo + no layers = talentfail
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I like his hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Yes - I only had one photo of you...
so I had to put some clothes on you, otherwise it would have been NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Have an old one as I can't doodle at the mo


Obviously it's on the wonk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# that wasnt 15 minutes
its far too good
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# It was around that
it's hardly difficult. Pen on paper, draw outline, fill in. Easy peasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# You have talentfingers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# You have NO idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Giggleggggggiiiiggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hello Wowflavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# TASTE THE WOWBOW
Yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Merrygrats on the internet milestone.
Someone introduced me to Songs: Ohia the other day. If you happen upon some free time in the near future give him a listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I will endeavour to....
Ta very much, auch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# cor
the very first mp3 I ever downloaded was by Songs:Ohia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Congratulations, you have a wonderful taste in music!
Do you like Bonnie 'Prince' Billy by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# aye, indeed
in fact I have to rate I See A Darkness as one of the best records ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I would have to agree.
brb adding your last.fm.

Ed: Fennesz too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# heh
nice - Max Richter, Eluvium, good stuff

yeah, I've had the new Fennesz for ages but I've only just got into it, but I'm continuing my habit of listening to things to death :|
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# You've a lot of stuff I haven't heard. I might have to rifle through your charts lookin' for gems.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# haha
you'll have to filter out all the cheesy 80s nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Talk Talk are my second highest played artist. I have no issues with 80's nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I too have added Nibs on last.fm
I too like 80s nonsense and good music.

I feel the hive mind is gathering...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# HIVEMIND POWER UP. SHHWWWOOOOOOOOOMMMMM.
Everyone should try Lia Ices. Her album is streamable on www.liaices.com but I love her. So you can't have her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# She is very pretty of voice.
the rest is also appealing, but I'm married, so you can have her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# i really love this...
...reminds me of some of my animations.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Are they dark and sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# ...you tell me...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Fucking phwoar and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# to be fair to the thread...
...this took me a lot longer than 15 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Who gives a shit? It's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# COR!
Is that gundam's wife?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# test subject experiment...
...for future sexual gratification.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# futuristic ace
sexeh too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# damn my caffeine and nicotine habit
went for a cuppa and a smoke and missed all the fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# 15 minute sketch...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Yowzer, that's quite something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# yup...it's....
.......something....... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# You're awesome, atomic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# i've practiced inking from the moment i discovered ink...
...i'm just here to amuse...(check back later... i'm gonna upload my best ink drawing ever... about 3 hours from now)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# 2 minute sketch
The other 13 minutes were taken up by a visit to the loo

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# ha...
...it made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# RP, but took around that time...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I for one welcome our new tooth lobster egg tree eye overlords
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Then you may play on the tyre swing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Lobsteeth McEggeye! Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Lobsteeth McEggeye gurgles some kind of response...
Sadly, I don't speak "thing" so I am unable to translate...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Trees? From the eyes?
*steals idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I've just imagined you drawing something akin to:
The old Tex Avery staple of a character's eyes popping out of their sockets... only they're not eyes on stalks... they're trees, and the sockets are bleeding from the strain of it all.

It looks WAY. FUCKING. COOL. and If I was releasing anything, it would so be the cover of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Release more music. JUST TAKE ALL MY MONEY.
TAKE IT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# But I don't charge money unless it's going to charidee...
there's two new-ish tracks on the Myspazz... if you like them you can have them...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# *wanders over to spazz*
I hope I don't fall over on the way.
*falls down*
fooaaauuuuhh
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# This always happens to my listeners....
Maybe I should invest in some floorboards...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# G'wan then
just a quicky!




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# self portrait?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# yes
a self-portrait OF YOUR MUM!

CHECK! and! MATE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# my Mum's dead
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Uncool and heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I like this
tis good practice

Have a mutated hooker
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# work, dammit! Still getting to grips with b3tards

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# you're hired
you can draw all my porn from now on
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# How much do you pay?


Click for bigger (30 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# oh oh...
...Brat gone bad.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Soz, I appear to've broken most of your rules.
Pathetically, the spirit moved me.

(Although I know that's just what George W would say)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# ha...
...silly!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I can't draw
and I don't like drawing.

Thanks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Me neither >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Im no shane glines :-(


I just cant draw anything decent freehand. It usually takes loads of layers and onion skinning to do anything half decent.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)