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# See... isn't that better than all this fire and brimstone stuff
the 'popular' religions go on about

ningles Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Speaking as a member of a popular religion
I forgive you, please come to our coffee morning, we do scones you know, I'd like to talk to you about Jeeeeeeeeesus.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# It is knockout stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# We don't use that any more, that's why we've got the scones.
Thou shalt tempt parishoners without the use of chloroform.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Scones would probably be more effective on me
than chloroform
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# This was our thinking.
*opens door* the scones are in here. Join ussssssssss......
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# There must be something more to catholicism
I mean, they make people believe they are cannibals during mass and noone bats an eyelid

Edit: Oh and morning Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
#
the scones are in here. Join ussssssssss...... *gets on the floor* *everybody walk the nephilim*

edit: fuck's sake, it's too early for me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)