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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# And on the 6,773,726,985,453rd day, God created cheezburgerz
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# See... isn't that better than all this fire and brimstone stuff
the 'popular' religions go on about

ningles Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Speaking as a member of a popular religion
I forgive you, please come to our coffee morning, we do scones you know, I'd like to talk to you about Jeeeeeeeeesus.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# It is knockout stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# We don't use that any more, that's why we've got the scones.
Thou shalt tempt parishoners without the use of chloroform.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Scones would probably be more effective on me
than chloroform
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# This was our thinking.
*opens door* the scones are in here. Join ussssssssss......
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# There must be something more to catholicism
I mean, they make people believe they are cannibals during mass and noone bats an eyelid

Edit: Oh and morning Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
#
the scones are in here. Join ussssssssss...... *gets on the floor* *everybody walk the nephilim*

edit: fuck's sake, it's too early for me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# [hilarious caption]
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# O, and Hi all!

lmao
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# what number am I on your list?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# One
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Get in!
*struggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# *slo-mo runs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# We are? Marvellous.
Oh no Mr Mediocre, don't chase me round a park at nighttime, oh no, I'm so scared.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# *chases*

Today is Koninginnedag (Queen's day) over here. Everyone is dressed in lolwacky orange, selling crap on the streets and listening to the worst dutch singers they can come up with, while drinking beer.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# See, I think you guys need to have a word with the Oirish.
They seem to have got a bit confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Confused?
I thought they did the same, only dressed in green.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koninginnedag
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I was making a joke about Orangemen, nae worries.
How be yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# ;) Okay, got it now

Yeah, I'm okay.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# celestial cat iz watchin u evolvin?
Good 'ning Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# nings bazzer!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# [insert hilarious response]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# That's what SHE said.
Zing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# OK so you're the top 2 of the FP, the top 2 of the police compo (only narrowly missing out on a clean sweep of the podium)...
Is there anything on b3ta you haven't pwned this week?

Mornin', btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# talk board, links board, question of the week
unlikley to appear in the newsletter, oh and the backlash is already on with MrGiggleBollocks entry in the new competition.

Although I don't think my drawing style is anything to do with the last Image Challenge, just that I was one of maybe 3 people who didn't do the opposite of what Fraser asked.

Sorry for the lack of chuckles, I think my on off stomach pains for the last 6 months may be a hernia :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Ah bummer...
although at least if it is a hernia then they can fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# And the best thing is, it's all well-earned!
That means: lots of amazing cool stuff shared with b3tans for free -- and I can't see any downside to that, meself.

Many many many thanks, HT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Ceiling Cat is watching the Earth move for you


Also..... THIS-------¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# my thoughts as well...
I'm hoping people will pick up on the "Who IS running the world?" angle, rather than just ICKELOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
hope? on B3ta? and you've been here longer than me!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I've got my rose-tinted specs on
B3ta is the only thing keeping me sane at the moment.
So any glimmer of hope must be seized upon and squeezed till it bursts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Well
He is watching this
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# i love this time of the week
"guess the competition from the first page of the board you see"

i hope it really *is* lolcats.

[edit] oh, oh well, maybe next week.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] have this then

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Nice
That would look good on a T-shirt
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# "That's no cat!"
nings joe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# *waves*
Midgets and dwarves and that don't like it when you call them pecks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# hehehe! ningles Cap'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# ningles steve!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# earth is watching ceiling cat float
nings b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# In ur solar system, affectin ur magnetic field
Wotcher Nibes. I might call you Nibblypig. Would you mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hello
no, you can call me whatever you like, as long as it's not Susan or Erbthorpe

hmm, I think a cat got in in the night and pissed somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Nibblypig it is. Maybe occasionally Mandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Nings Mi'Ni'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Awww
Hail ceiling cat
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)