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# Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said 'Daddy now don't you dare- he gives me fever'


*Sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# thats one of the sexiest songs ever
especially when its sung by big black ladies with really throaty voices


*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :(
Not even little ginger ladies that have been singing it for years?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# i bet that could do the job
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# It's done it before.
Not to you, unless there's something you remember and I'm not allowed to (he was there, I was there and so were our friends- the genitals).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *phwoars*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# If you weren't so gleeful and you had a different coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# i'd be me, on a bad day, wearing a different coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha
I say get the boots, they are cheap.

And looking at the sizes available I'm guessing that they use about the same amount of suede for that pair of boots as my new pair of trainers ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'm a size 6, that's not that small.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I wasn't saying it was a small size
And don't forget my perception on size is highly skewed
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# You're some sort of one-eyed leviathan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hehe
My depth perception is fine but leviathan is too nicer word...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I think the fringing is too long
/pointlessly critical blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Well I can trim it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# oh yes
I really ought to think about things a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)