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# mmmm delicious wave eqns
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ouch
sometimes having a 24" screen makes things really hard to read

also, I got mistaken for a girl once when I had long hair
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Three times so far for me.
Not including hilarious jokes by chavs.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Personally as a solid manly type man I haven't
but the best story I've heard was:

A mate of a mate (yeh has to be true) was of fairly slight build and had long blond hair and a big bushy beard. He was standing at a bus stop reading the timetable and hence had his back to the road (Parramatta road for anyone that cares).

A Datsun with a bunch of Lebanese/Greek bogans pulls up at the bus stop and starts a hilarious pickup routine "show us your cunt blondy" that sort of thing.

The bloke turns around and tells them where they can go, so the rest people at the bus stop gets a good laugh. In order to save face, they attempt a burn out in their sub-woofer laden vehicle, just as they pull out of the bus stop and into traffic, the Datsun did what Datsun's do best and broke down with a clunk.

tl;dr
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# haha nice
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ha, excellent.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# "It is not uncommon for longhaired men to have been physically abused as children about their hair."
!!!?????
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# also:
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# hahah THIS WILL HAPPEN ONE DAY!!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Why didn't I know about this when I started growing my hair?
I've had to work it all out for myself.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I just didn't like mum's cutting efforts, and I'm too cheap to pay.
Nothing needed figuring out
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Mine was a conscious decision as well as being due to me being a cheapskate.
In other news, I have an afternoon of fourier transforming and spectral analysis ahead of me. Lucky me.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# PWHOAR!!
spectral methods for pdes are the sexiest thing in my life right now.

speaking of which I was going to write a great big chunk of code this evening...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ew, sex messages in my hair
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# jizz?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# "long hair styles do not really carry a sex message at all"
jizz-resistant, then.
Some guy approaching me from behind thought I was a hooker once when I was walking around a dodgy area wearing a long coat at 3 in the morning during a Kurt Cobain phase. This is less amusing than your Datsun story and has no punchline.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahah that's still pretty funny.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)