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# Makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Lesser known symptoms of swine flu: number 5.
Exploding fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# wanking spreads germs as well now?
Sheesh... whatever next. They'll be taxing it soon.

Nice idea well shopped, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Thanks
But it's just TOAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# TOAP
Talk Of A Pandemic??
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# It's one tax they won't collect in person...
Cash in hand, as it were
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# ha ha
Then of course there's the black market...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# mmmm
black pudding
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# They did in the 60s? The Beatles sang about it I think?
(If you dare hitch-hike) I'll tax you're thumb,
(If you buy a seat) I'll tax your bum,
(If you father dies) I'll tax your mum,
(If you have a wank) I'll tax your cum,
Cos I'm the taxman
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# What about socks?
Or a lady of the nights face? Are they ok to use as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I had a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# swank flu?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# It did fly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Tissue?
I've always preferred the small of her back. Then it's not my problem any more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Apparently...
the first symptom of swine flu is that you come out in rashers!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Then your skin goes streaky
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)