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# just tie them up and beat them with big leather straps
....

I might need to go for a lie down now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Beating them would mean paying attention.
Keep them in the cupboard and take them out when you need their services.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I wish I had a top sexy bloke in my cupboard for such emergencies
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I bet k3b/-\b would be up for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# You paid attention to the wish, right?
b3th- some of those polish immigrants are quite swarthy and lush, get one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# evens money at William Hill
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yes, and with my decreasing gut and boob size
my honed intellect and sweet nature I am getting close to satisfying the other criteria.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:09, archived)