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# Am I the only one ( male )
who saw this bucket wheel on the discovery channel and thought 'FUCK ME! I have to drive that before I die.'?

Who am I kidding, most of b3ta have trouble driving a desk without being distracted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Yeah, because one has to have a penis to want to fuck about with massive machines.
You could strap a million happy women to every bit of that thing, we'd get more joy out of it than you lot EVER would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Women?
They would get lost on the drive over ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Me and wifey. We're going to beat you the fuck up.
Your wifey, not my wifey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Can I join in?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Pasabeating? Course you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *wakes up*
Fight, is it?

Sign me up.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# FIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I'll happily stick a wig on
and stuff some tissues in my bra and do a fighty.

Ahem, I mean, if I had a bra, I'd happily stuff some tissues in it and do a fighty.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Oh please don't.
I find that when being attacked by women, my incessant giggling just seems to drive them to even more fury and to wit more giggling from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# We're going to win because of numbers, we've got three so far.
Any other women want to beat this man up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Me too, me too!
Only little, but I have teefs!
(Trellis TNG honest as the day is lightly flambéed with brandy, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# \o/ Izzy wizzy, let's get busy
(and beat up this large chapply)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *gnaws*
(Trellis TNG honest as the day is lightly flambéed with brandy, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# See, Pasa?
We're going to GET you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I won't be able to get a babysitter,
so bucket jr's gonna have to have a piece of the action too. That okay?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# He should be safe from the wrath
so sure
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Sorry I was just off
tying a knot in my cock. Nothing more embarrassing than pissing your pants with laughter when there are ladies present ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Tying a knot you say?
Less likely to fray when cut off then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Attatrellis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I studied with Lorena Bobbit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Have you seen his porn?
Oh my, it's depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Never wanted to search it out partricularly
Depressing how?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Just sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# bring an axle jack
and both hands ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Both hands to hold the magnifying glass?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Touché
you troublesome minx ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You WANT me to hit you.
You'd love it. Dirty bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I'm sure they would be very happy
with the low frequency vibration that thing creates.

Did I just make a sex joke? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# If you did it's only because I did first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# this is why I prefer relaxing cars
where you just gently rest your knee against the steering wheel and have a little nap doing 80 along the old motorway

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Some people are born to drive
others are born to be driven

/i live in london why do i need to drive? blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Agreed.
I managed a year without a car in london quite happily. Plus the expense of 2 resident's parking passes is quite ludicrous.

I have 3 cars in the drive now and could put them all out on the road here and never get a ticket. Fuck you Livingstone! ( It was his fault, the current buffoon just inherited it all )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That's insulting
and I take exception to tha... ooh, shiny...
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:13, archived)