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# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Why is it always so sodding sarcastic in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# pot
kettle

nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Milk
No sugar

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Tea! Now, there's a plan and a half!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Coffee for me..

the irony of it..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I apologise, sir.
It was a bit of an open goal. I shouldn't have said anything.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# because it makes me feel big and clever.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Sir, It's because you *are*
*handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *smiles, signs autograph, poses for photo*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# isn't that wehre the word 'sardonic' comes from
it's an amalgam of 'sodding sarcastic'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# apparently it originated as an ancient greek word, eventually being appropriated by Latin
then french....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# *stumbles onto the board*
*downs a shot*
*ambles off again*
*in the wrong direction*
... oooooh! a hedge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Oi, that's my feckin' Whisky!
get back here now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# *scarpers - dressing gown open and flapping wildly behind him like a loosed sail*
NURSE!!!!!!

He's after my medication again!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *trips the Prof up*
ha! that'll learn you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# you're gonna end up in hospital next time there is a half term....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# there's a strong possibility this is true
... but then, I'm completely dedicated to this drinking game so it's a price I'm willing to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57, archived)