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# DrZaarlon Bids You Good 'Noon!
[please have this pee, of a woo, for no reason...]

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Dr...
What *Is* Status 32?!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# is this not the definition of trolling? :(
not being rude, but you know the FAQ, yet repost a Woo in a new thread.

Granted its a slow afternoon, but its a bit antagonistic non?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Oh it's a pea
Then it's poo!

EDIT: Although a bit of WD40 would sort that whole problem out.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# i say pea
and you say poo
let's sort the whole thing out (with WD40)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# have i got an allocated bed yet?
i need to know before i book my tickets
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# yours is the newly painted
bed in the garden. It's lovely and blue. Bring your own cardboard box to avoid disappointment.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# sweet!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# far from it
this isn't even flamebaiting.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Is flamebaiting like gentle trolling?
I didn't realise people had gone to the trouble of categorizing such things.
Jeez, way to go with making the most of your lives.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# define making the most of your life?
coming first AND second in a weekly internet drawing competition?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# improving my drawing skills
creative thinking
making some people happy

positives basically

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# pffft
didn't mean it, you make everyone happy
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# no I don't
I have seen the nasty Emails
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# i'm writing one right now
dear happytoast

my toast is never happy

get out
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# really?
I thought they bounced, err I mean what are their nature?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha
basically people saying "you think everyone loves you but I think you're a cunt"

or just calling me a cunt.

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# wow
some people are destined to get early heart attacks
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Some people are bitter and twisted
and like to share their anger with the world.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I just had a great commen on my YouTube Cadburys vid
"you need to die for posting this vid."

a touch extreme perhaps. but everyones entitled to their opinion I guess
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ah, forget it - its youtube
i disable comments on my videos because youtube commenters are illiterate, hateful racists.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# However many nasty emails you get
I could crush them all with an ounce of my adoration!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# It's just jealousy from the dull and unimaginitive!
And I count myself as such (not jealous but dull and unimaginitive)...BUT, rather than firing off a shitty email, I prefer to try and be inspired.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I think you're really great happy toast.
You bring me oodles of lols.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Good lord
I didn't think such a thing existed.

It seems the trick is to be good but not too good else people will slag you off?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Haha, seriously?
Some people take jealously too far.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# envy
some people take envy too far
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Pedant!
(I also flinch when people mix up those words).
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Top pedantry
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# pedantry
some people take pedantry too far.

Apparently.

I'm all for it, personally.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# they're synonymous and you know it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# No they aren't.
Jealousy implies the desire that the current possessor of a good thing should not possess it any more - preferably by handing it to the jealous person. Envy implies that the envious person would be satisfied with having his own, similar, good thing.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Prescribe all you want
people use them synonymously, so they're synonymous
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# a lot of people us "pacific" when they mean "specific" that doesn't make them synonymous does is it?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Nicely put.
A lot of people really should have their mouths surgically sealed.

With that cheery thought, I'm off home.

Have a good weekend, folks!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I doubt enough people do that to cause an actual lexical change
There's stupidity and there's accepted merging/streamlining
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# i'd argue confusing jealousy and envy is stupidity as well.
they describe utterly different emotions.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *prescribes*
*proscribes as well, for good measure*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Ah but people also use them not synonymously,
so they're also not synonymous. AT THE SAME TIME.
WB Zaarlon you dirty reposter
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Yep.
And, shockingly, both the parties that use them synonymously and the parties that don't are able to understand each other! Wow! It's like we're all smart human beings capable of understanding what people mean when they talk wi- HEY YOU THERE! I SEE YOU ENDING A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION! THEY'RE PREPOSITIONS, NOT POSTPOSITIONS! OH GOD LANGUAGE GETS ME SO MAD
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# you are jealous of what you have
you envy what you others have

its the only thing that really grates on e
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# okay, you make non-shit people happy
unless you really did rape a monkey, in which case the one calling you a monkey rapist was justified
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# there's a difference between making everyone happy
and going around offering everyone a happy ending...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# *indecent amounts of huggings*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# 'finish' surely?
;-)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# My mates and I have always said "ending"
and we are old so we know better.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# the important thing is
... erm...

what are you up to this weekend Sir? Did you know I don't have Monday off? Flippin Scots - I'm thinking of Emigrating.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Everyone should be having a day off today
as it's Mayday.
We are supposed to be dancing round poles and admiring Morris Dancers.
(Omit the Morris Dancers for the Scots though).
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# magenta poles
they have to be magenta
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Some Chums and I are having our monthly Supper Club
Whereby one of us cook dins for the others, and mucho wine is consumed and toot is talked till the wee small hours.

The first rule of Supper Club is - oh, feck, I buggered that up, didn't I?

Edit: I'm so knackered I'm taking Tuesday off as well. \o/
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# That is a top idea
especially when you add good musics.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Oh tunes are a bit part of it, as well.
and sometimes Pissed Articulate!

jesus, I'm getting old.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# i like the sounds of your weekend club
god i can't wait to finish uni and be a real person
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# p'cha
you're just grundlemilking
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# LOOK AT MY egg YOU DICK
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# EGGPULSE
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# this is trolling indeed
so i'm going to pea this because i'm dead proud

www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha, utterly awesome! *CLICK!*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Gnomey Campbell
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# oddly enough naomi cambel is the model for the pic i'm drawing at the moment.
spooky
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# skeletor?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# you are a courtroom illustrator AICMFP
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Pffff
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# *ties a knot in your end*
your air was escaping ma'am, no need to thank me
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Loon!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# DrZaarlon still talks in the 3rd person.
Is DrZaarlon London bashing?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# DrZaarlon is a yankydoodle is he not?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Good noon Dr Zaarlon
to you and your [brackets]
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# As we're threadwasting
If I get that piglet and pooh flu pic one more time I'm going to stove someone's head in!

(this one www.b3ta.com/board/9407311)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# repost threadwaste?
I like those because I get to post all the shit that was ignored, for being shit, first time around.

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Patrick Stewart in XMen!*
aicmfp

(*When they de-aged him and McKellen. Freaky stuff)

Nice smiley and blue rinse action!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# :( it's meant to be Icke
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I know, pickle
*ruffles hair* :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# haha. Get orrf my pubes woman
either that or you are rubbing my arse. ( bald as a coot, head, not arse )
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# And a very nice arse it is too
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I was also doing commander Data (ooerr missus)
for my last image but then found I did not need it.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# self-portrait?
*legs it*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# NO!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Hmmm
I'm going to a fancy dress party as him tomorrow
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# David Icke is a Nord?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'm a Nord.
I like Nords.

fuck I think I'll play oblivion all weekend again.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I've been going through it one last time (well maybe not last).
130 hours later...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# just skip straight to shivering isles
after you finish the brotherhood quests oblivion is a bit boring
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Plans have changed.
There is a new expansion for Neverwinter Nights 2 out ( only a tenner download ) so I'll go for that instead. Making it 3 expansions I have for NWN2 that i've not completed.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Shivering Isles ftw.
That was my justification for going through it again.

Thought Knights of the 9 was bobbins though...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I have all the extra content
and to this day have not actually finished any of it, including the original campaign ( The trouble with non-linear games for me is that I'm easily dis....oh look a puppy)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I think I'm the precise opposite...
I get totally obsessed by sandbox games and feel that it is my sworn duty to complete every single last element of them. Generally at about 3 in the morning.

Mrs. Headwound has learned to loathe the name Bethesda with a venomous passion.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Well that's it with me too
except that real life interferes and I stop playing for so long that i forget what I'm up to and have to start again.

I did enjoy recently starting Bioshock again, and finishing it for the first time.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# i've not played that yet as it would mean installing oblivion again.
can't imagine i ever well.
i think i shall make bioshock my sunday gaming experience
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# i'll join you on that

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# haha cool :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hehe. Saw that on th popular page
( though why I was there I'll never know. I could shoot 30 world leaders and shag some supermodel in the goalmouth of Wembley at a cup final and still not get a click from some of you cunts ;))

I like it :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# The problem with that is that I don't like football
or anything that reminds me of football.
Substitute the goalmouth at Wembley for something non-football related and you'll get a click from me.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# you'll have no time for clicking woman.
you'll be in the goalmouth with me ;)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# cheers muchly
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I've got a night elf like that:P
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# What the fuck?
You've gone back to referring to yourself in the third person? You ignore the FAQ and repost an image that should still only be for use as a reply?

You've set yourself back 2 years.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Do not pass Go
Do not collect £200
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# ^ Is that the Cadburys Gorilla?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Blatant pearost for a blatant pearoast


for no other reason
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Marvellous!
boing!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Why is it always so sodding sarcastic in your posts?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# pot
kettle

nuff said.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Milk
No sugar

Ta!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Tea! Now, there's a plan and a half!
:D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Coffee for me..

the irony of it..
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I apologise, sir.
It was a bit of an open goal. I shouldn't have said anything.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# because it makes me feel big and clever.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Sir, It's because you *are*
*handshakes*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *smiles, signs autograph, poses for photo*
:D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# isn't that wehre the word 'sardonic' comes from
it's an amalgam of 'sodding sarcastic'
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# apparently it originated as an ancient greek word, eventually being appropriated by Latin
then french....
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# *stumbles onto the board*
*downs a shot*
*ambles off again*
*in the wrong direction*
... oooooh! a hedge
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Oi, that's my feckin' Whisky!
get back here now!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# *scarpers - dressing gown open and flapping wildly behind him like a loosed sail*
NURSE!!!!!!

He's after my medication again!!!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *trips the Prof up*
ha! that'll learn you.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# you're gonna end up in hospital next time there is a half term....
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# there's a strong possibility this is true
... but then, I'm completely dedicated to this drinking game so it's a price I'm willing to pay.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# If this is just a pea-roast...
Mind if I slip in something new and toapy (and geeky) not worth its own thread?

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# pfffffffft!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# oh fuck....
i got that one (once i realised it was al jolson)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Twat pokemon
You've caught some whoppers. :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# i don't think you're a real doctor
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I knew I shouldn't have let him test my prostate
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# how's a prostate supposed to take a test
... can they even hold pens?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Probably but there's no way I'm trying it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ...again
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Certainly not until I've got that biro out of there
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Repost tiem?
Have a Henry

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# That's nice! :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# haha
arriba arriba, ándale ándale
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# faster...
...faster!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# fantastic
woo for you!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Holy fucking jesus fucking christ... what the FUCK is this?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# BANDWIDTH EXCEEDED
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# *unlurks*
Has David Icke gone yet?

What is this from? It looks really familiar, and was quite scary if i remember?

*relurks*

EDIT: Bah - too late for the party and at the bottom of the stack as per usual.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I think you'll find that I'M bottom of the stack, thank you very much!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:20, archived)