
[please have this pee, of a woo, for no reason...]

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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:24,
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not being rude, but you know the FAQ, yet repost a Woo in a new thread.
Granted its a slow afternoon, but its a bit antagonistic non?
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:28,
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Granted its a slow afternoon, but its a bit antagonistic non?

Then it's poo!
EDIT: Although a bit of WD40 would sort that whole problem out.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30,
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EDIT: Although a bit of WD40 would sort that whole problem out.

and you say poo
let's sort the whole thing out (with WD40)
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:40,
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let's sort the whole thing out (with WD40)

i need to know before i book my tickets
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:45,
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bed in the garden. It's lovely and blue. Bring your own cardboard box to avoid disappointment.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:49,
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I didn't realise people had gone to the trouble of categorizing such things.
Jeez, way to go with making the most of your lives.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:41,
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Jeez, way to go with making the most of your lives.

coming first AND second in a weekly internet drawing competition?
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:45,
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creative thinking
making some people happy
positives basically
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51,
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making some people happy
positives basically

dear happytoast
my toast is never happy
get out
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:58,
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my toast is never happy
get out

I thought they bounced, err I mean what are their nature?
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:00,
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basically people saying "you think everyone loves you but I think you're a cunt"
or just calling me a cunt.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:07,
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or just calling me a cunt.

and like to share their anger with the world.

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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12,
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"you need to die for posting this vid."
a touch extreme perhaps. but everyones entitled to their opinion I guess
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17,
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a touch extreme perhaps. but everyones entitled to their opinion I guess

i disable comments on my videos because youtube commenters are illiterate, hateful racists.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19,
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I could crush them all with an ounce of my adoration!
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13,
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And I count myself as such (not jealous but dull and unimaginitive)...BUT, rather than firing off a shitty email, I prefer to try and be inspired.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:15,
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You bring me oodles of lols.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 17:28,
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I didn't think such a thing existed.
It seems the trick is to be good but not too good else people will slag you off?

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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:01,
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It seems the trick is to be good but not too good else people will slag you off?


some people take pedantry too far.
Apparently.
I'm all for it, personally.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:12,
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Apparently.
I'm all for it, personally.

Jealousy implies the desire that the current possessor of a good thing should not possess it any more - preferably by handing it to the jealous person. Envy implies that the envious person would be satisfied with having his own, similar, good thing.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17,
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people use them synonymously, so they're synonymous
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21,
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A lot of people really should have their mouths surgically sealed.
With that cheery thought, I'm off home.
Have a good weekend, folks!
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:24,
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With that cheery thought, I'm off home.
Have a good weekend, folks!

There's stupidity and there's accepted merging/streamlining
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:30,
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they describe utterly different emotions.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:33,
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so they're also not synonymous. AT THE SAME TIME.
WB Zaarlon you dirty reposter
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31,
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WB Zaarlon you dirty reposter

And, shockingly, both the parties that use them synonymously and the parties that don't are able to understand each other! Wow! It's like we're all smart human beings capable of understanding what people mean when they talk wi- HEY YOU THERE! I SEE YOU ENDING A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION! THEY'RE PREPOSITIONS, NOT POSTPOSITIONS! OH GOD LANGUAGE GETS ME SO MAD
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40,
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you envy what you others have
its the only thing that really grates on e
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19,
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its the only thing that really grates on e

unless you really did rape a monkey, in which case the one calling you a monkey rapist was justified
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08,
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and going around offering everyone a happy ending...
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:58,
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and we are old so we know better.

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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06,
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... erm...
what are you up to this weekend Sir? Did you know I don't have Monday off? Flippin Scots - I'm thinking of Emigrating.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06,
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what are you up to this weekend Sir? Did you know I don't have Monday off? Flippin Scots - I'm thinking of Emigrating.

as it's Mayday.
We are supposed to be dancing round poles and admiring Morris Dancers.
(Omit the Morris Dancers for the Scots though).

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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08,
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We are supposed to be dancing round poles and admiring Morris Dancers.
(Omit the Morris Dancers for the Scots though).


Whereby one of us cook dins for the others, and mucho wine is consumed and toot is talked till the wee small hours.
The first rule of Supper Club is - oh, feck, I buggered that up, didn't I?
Edit: I'm so knackered I'm taking Tuesday off as well. \o/
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09,
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The first rule of Supper Club is - oh, feck, I buggered that up, didn't I?
Edit: I'm so knackered I'm taking Tuesday off as well. \o/

and sometimes Pissed Articulate!
jesus, I'm getting old.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:13,
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jesus, I'm getting old.

god i can't wait to finish uni and be a real person
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:21,
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so i'm going to pea this because i'm dead proud

www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38,
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www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam

spooky
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:46,
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your air was escaping ma'am, no need to thank me
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11,
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Is DrZaarlon London bashing?
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:29,
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If I get that piglet and pooh flu pic one more time I'm going to stove someone's head in!
(this one www.b3ta.com/board/9407311)
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30,
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(this one www.b3ta.com/board/9407311)

I like those because I get to post all the shit that was ignored, for being shit, first time around.

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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:31,
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aicmfp
(*When they de-aged him and McKellen. Freaky stuff)
Nice smiley and blue rinse action!
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:33,
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(*When they de-aged him and McKellen. Freaky stuff)
Nice smiley and blue rinse action!

either that or you are rubbing my arse. ( bald as a coot, head, not arse )
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:36,
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for my last image but then found I did not need it.

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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:46,
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I like Nords.
fuck I think I'll play oblivion all weekend again.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:52,
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fuck I think I'll play oblivion all weekend again.

130 hours later...
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:55,
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after you finish the brotherhood quests oblivion is a bit boring
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:56,
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There is a new expansion for Neverwinter Nights 2 out ( only a tenner download ) so I'll go for that instead. Making it 3 expansions I have for NWN2 that i've not completed.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:59,
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That was my justification for going through it again.
Thought Knights of the 9 was bobbins though...
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:59,
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Thought Knights of the 9 was bobbins though...

and to this day have not actually finished any of it, including the original campaign ( The trouble with non-linear games for me is that I'm easily dis....oh look a puppy)
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:04,
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I get totally obsessed by sandbox games and feel that it is my sworn duty to complete every single last element of them. Generally at about 3 in the morning.
Mrs. Headwound has learned to loathe the name Bethesda with a venomous passion.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09,
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Mrs. Headwound has learned to loathe the name Bethesda with a venomous passion.

except that real life interferes and I stop playing for so long that i forget what I'm up to and have to start again.
I did enjoy recently starting Bioshock again, and finishing it for the first time.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:11,
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I did enjoy recently starting Bioshock again, and finishing it for the first time.

can't imagine i ever well.
i think i shall make bioshock my sunday gaming experience
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:05,
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i think i shall make bioshock my sunday gaming experience

( though why I was there I'll never know. I could shoot 30 world leaders and shag some supermodel in the goalmouth of Wembley at a cup final and still not get a click from some of you cunts ;))
I like it :)
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57,
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I like it :)

or anything that reminds me of football.
Substitute the goalmouth at Wembley for something non-football related and you'll get a click from me.

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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:05,
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Substitute the goalmouth at Wembley for something non-football related and you'll get a click from me.


you'll be in the goalmouth with me ;)
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09,
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You've gone back to referring to yourself in the third person? You ignore the FAQ and repost an image that should still only be for use as a reply?
You've set yourself back 2 years.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30,
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You've set yourself back 2 years.


It was a bit of an open goal. I shouldn't have said anything.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:04,
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it's an amalgam of 'sodding sarcastic'
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54,
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then french....
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Fri 1 May 2009, 16:00,
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*downs a shot*
*ambles off again*
*in the wrong direction*
... oooooh! a hedge
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:48,
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*ambles off again*
*in the wrong direction*
... oooooh! a hedge

NURSE!!!!!!
He's after my medication again!!!
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54,
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He's after my medication again!!!


... but then, I'm completely dedicated to this drinking game so it's a price I'm willing to pay.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:57,
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Mind if I slip in something new and toapy (and geeky) not worth its own thread?

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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:35,
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... can they even hold pens?
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Fri 1 May 2009, 15:49,
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