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# Important advisory


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(twilkosta, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Actual Lol
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(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# additionally recommended, is the burning of street furniture, especially that which should not technically be capable of being burnt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Hahaha,
well, nothing to worry about then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# i saw the news earlier
they were interviewing an expert who kept being asked words to the effect of "so we're all going to die is essentially what you're saying?" to which he kept repeating "i don't think we need to be alarmed"

he should have had the balls to say "11 in 60 million people is a very fucking tiny number, you stupid bitch. remember bird flu? SARS? BSE? YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD YET! GET OUT SIDE, HAVE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM, DO ONE THING EVERYDAY THAT SCARES YOU!"

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Fucking hell, wake up.
There's been 16 confirmed deaths already, that's nearly 0.00000025% of the world's population.
We're lucky to be alive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Why do I get the feeling that b3ta is rapidly becoming the 21st century of some blokes standing around a barrel talking about 'all this poofy plague nonsense'?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# It might be something to worry about at some point, but not yet.
For now, I'm going to get on with my life.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# yep when either i have it or 51% of the middle class have swine flu i'll start caring
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Your life ROUND A BARREL!
Somehow I get the feeling that if there isn't a severe outbreak and things are contained that everyone will complain that it was just an overhyped rather than an actual effective organised reaction plan.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# It's impossible to win.
Unless you happen to be scoring by the number of deaths, rather than by public opinion
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ONEEEE HUNDRED AND EEEEEIIIIGHTY fatalities.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i'm rooting for the flu here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# It could go some way to helping the pension funding problems.
Seeing as all my grandparents are dead already, I feel I'm ahead of the game here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# It could, as long as it's not the strain which only kills healthy young people.
That would arguably worsen the pension situation if anything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# According to Newsnight, it's not got that overstimulating the immune system bit.
Hopefully they're right.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Really?
I thought the fatalities in Mexico had been all relatively young people.

Although saying that, if it's not lethal but still infects lots of people then you've just got a much higher chance of lethal mutation. (which is to say the virus mutating into something lethal, not giving people four arms)

Fuck knows why they didn't just kill all the fucking pigs after the 1918 Spanish Flu outbreak. JUST FUCKING KILL THE PIGS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# That's what Egypt are doing, in some kind of overreacting orgy of bacon and death.
I don't really know the details of the Mexican fatalities, but the young and healthy infected people here seem to be doing fine.
But yes, the chance of mutation is the worrying bit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# you do nuclear medicine. the chance of mutation is surely an every day thing to you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I've had those tentacles dealt with now.
I've been doing ultrasound for the past couple of weeks, it's quite fun to see how little they think about safety compared to nuclear medicine.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# thats because no one has ever written a comic book about anyone who got powers from ultrasound
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# It's true, ultrasound is less exciting.
Luckily, I've accepted a job offer to play with linear accelerators, which at least sound awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# that does sound awesome. is that anything like super colliders?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Something like that, but scaled down, shoved in a hospital and aimed at cancer patients.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# possibly cos 1918 was an avian flu variant
not a swine/avian hybrid variant

but we'll let that slide
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Yes but the swine flu people are contracting is a descendent of the 1918 spanish flu which ended up passing onto pigs after the human transmission had petered out.
I mean I would certainly want to fucking kill anything that feasibly had the virus. KILL. KILL THEM ALL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# why? you're massively statisically unlikely to contract it and in the mean time the disease has plenty of oppurtunity to deal with the living afterbirths that glog up my planet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Yeah, fuck you mexico with your poorly built medical system. *shakes fist*

To be honest we've been without war or disease for long enough that we're all fairly ignorant of the reality of the natural world, yeah it may be unlikely if everything's treated well and contained but I imagine if everyone ignored it and sneezed in eachother's faces freely we'd be pretty fucked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# sure, thats the advantage of civilisation
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Plus anyway apparantly tamiflu only has like a 24% effectiveness rating according to the cochrane library.
Although I'm not really a man of science enough to interpret the raw studies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# You're pretty safe relying on cochrane studies.
Although that might be referring to effectiveness against any viral infection, rather than this one in particular
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Actually no I think that's it's 60% effective compared to a placebo and the direct competitor is the 24%.
It's really fucking confusing to read because they're not referred to as tamiflu...damn uppity scientists with their uppity science names....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# and they've all been mexicans
point proven

Jebus doesn't like them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# If I was still in Icke Forum mode, I'd assume this was irrefutable proof that it's a racially targetted disease.
Rather than assuming that as the country of origin, they have more cases and inevitable more deaths.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# and the fact that
their health system is shite if you're amongst the 99% of the population what is poor???

did like the way the media tried not to mention the fact that the girl who died in America wasn't actually American. I am not worried, but have a worrying feeling I know the merseyside woman who's the latest UK victim, or at least the person they caught the disease from
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# You know someone who is infected?
Fucking hell, lock yourself away for the good of humanity
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# it's a kinda facebook know
so i might've sat in the same hall as them once at school.

if i do know them I'm gonna go and give them a big snog, breathe in their air, and then go to work tomorrow night, start wiping out masons :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaargh.. Have some lizard facts...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# ill put this here
simples
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Kill it with fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# this is also good everyday advice from jewish mothers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Yay
For big giggles!
Close your eyes!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:20, archived)