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# i can probably make it
although I'll have to come up with a convincing excuse to escape the house. I'm not sure how well 'mum I'm off to meet a bunch of wierdos I met on the web'

edit: I presume sunday lunch involves plenty of liquid refreshments and isn't a salad and water...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Tell her to grin and bear it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I'd also have to tell her that I'm a wierdo on the interweb
she'd probably conclude I'm some sort of pervert...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Just tell her Matt will be there.
She will probably want to come too!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Matt is also the name of a gay guy I know...
I think the old chestnut of "so and so is having a party" might do...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# You could tell her you're going to a Digital Arts meeting and that you've been invited by VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# tell your mother that you're grown up now and you don't need to explain yourself to her
follow up by saying that if she's worried that you'll do something she wouldn't approve of then she doesn't have faith in how she raised you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I like that argument, I think I will use it often
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# if she gets angry, just hug her and tell her you love her (before leaving)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:02, archived)
# then she WILL think I'm gay.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
# That's right, she'll think you're happy....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:05, archived)
# ... and if she doesn't approve then she didn't raise you properly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
# NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
# well not in my eyes, but let's face it, my mum is a bigot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)
# ahhh..... Catholic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Haha - I like that
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# pure awesomeness.
*summons up courage to tell mum*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:01, archived)
# tell your mum you are 25 now and don't need her permission
then do what you want and prepare for her wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)