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# I've been to a post-punk postcard fair

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post414473
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# we've had literal band names
and that was PAINFUL
there's too much music out there for a compo like that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# image amuses me
especially considering my sig

but when you have no idea what the song is, never mind the lyric, it can get bastard tedious. and certainly loses any comedy after about 1/2 an hour
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Pretty much your average compo then
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Just imagine the imagery from "I am the walrus"
It really could be a good challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# yes, but the majority of the lyrics will be from
'fronds of the neverhorn' by the discomanians on calypso records and all that shit that most of us have never even heard of
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU.
'COS THAT WAS A MASTERPIECE. GUNTER GESTUMPENSSON SLIT HIS WRISTS AFTER WRITING THAT SONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# i understood that he slit his wrists BEFORE writing it
which explained the sloppy key change
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Oh lordy I hate it when people leave it to you to "guess"
The board moves fast enough without having to spend 10 minutes trying to fathom out one fecking post. Most of us here wouldn't have the patience.
Then it turns out to be what you mentioned because people think they are so fecking cool knowing track number 7 by some obscure Indie band that recorded it in the mountains of far flung Japan and anyone else who doesn't know it is an uncool div.
*climbs off soap box*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# a week of feeling like that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# But the sad thing is that is IS a good suggestion
and it would be a shame to shun it because of the inevitable.
Almost every single challenge suggestion brings out the usual entries from people who read the challenge, pick ONE word and then post something that is often the complete opposite of what the challenge is about.
I think it's getting impossible to avoid that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# preaching to the choir, there young 'pot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I know
but it makes me feel a little better.
And diplomatically put seeing that I was stating the bleedin' obvious :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# :D That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# i fucking CAN eat two bananas at once mum! I'll fucking SHOW you!



mum, i feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# You've proved my point!
Although I do see Micto's and Mongy's too.
The trouble is, Mr Toast, you are one of the few who actually READ the challenge in its entirety before posting.

But on another note, I would like to shop some custard dripping from a dead dog's eye followed by a girl with her knickers down, an eggman, and a joker laughing at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# my interest was piqued by the idea of a girl with her knickers down
you can keep the rest
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I Am The Walrus.............
well Madonna would win that easily i.e. what has a moustache and smells of fish.


I'm soooo very sorry - it's the voices in my head that make me do these things
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# i'd like to see something using movie posters
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha
yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# That's far too difficult
so there would be hardly any entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# If only we could do something with Attack Of The 50ft Woman
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Nope
Too obscure.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Please don't even speak it's name
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I can't make out what song that's from
but I clicked your challenge suggestion because I think it could turn out to be a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# the first part of that
is why i didn't click
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# You haven't heard "There's a Spectragram on Your Ovenglove"?
Philistine!
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# i got Bela's pic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I didn't
I'm with flowerpot on this one. The board moves to fast to be figuring out riddles continuously.

Edit: Never mind, just got it from his comment below and the filename. I initially discounted the filename cause there's someone called [the filename] on another forum I frequent and it just didn't register. (I would never have got it on my own though).
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I clicked
This challenge has potential. I'm bringing sexy back to the pet shop
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# A friend on facebook put as his status
"...is bringing sexy back. Oh wait - no, it's a stroke."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# *ponders*
you don't cook then :)
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sun 3 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Top notch!
Come on people...if you aren't getting HMHB references then really. *tuts*

Ooh ooh tropical diseases
Ooh ooh chemical alarm
Ooh ooh I’m a little blase
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves

I’ve been here and I’ve been there
In me Joy Division oven gloves
I’ve been to a post-punk postcard fair
In me Joy Division oven gloves
Ooh ooh Nagasaki towpath
Ooh ooh tickling the laird
Ooh ooh checking out the Quantocks
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves

On a sinking ship a sailor yearns
For his Joy Division oven gloves
Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns
In his Joy Division oven gloves
Talk to the hands, talk to the hands
In his Joy Division oven gloves
Dance dance dance dance
In your Joy Division oven gloves

Ooh ooh piccalilli shinpads
Ooh ooh polishing the nave
I keep wicket for the Quakers
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves

My grandfather’s clock was too tall for the shelf
So I sold it and opened up a stall
Selling Joy Division oven gloves
We got Joy Division oven gloves
Get your Joy Division oven gloves
Hallelujah
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Oh yes
HMHB.
Use acronyms to make those who don't know scratch their heads even more.
Is it REALLY too much to type "Half Man Half Biscuit"?
Am I REALLY a div for not getting the song?

If you are using irony, then forgive me but if not *blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I had no idea what it was either, don't worry
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Blimey, I'm not in the least worried
I could quote obscure songs, we all could.
There's no shame in not knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hehe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sun 3 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I would like to order 7 of these please mister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:33, archived)