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# 1/8th less
1+0.5+0.25+0.125=1.875
edit: if two was the desired result, I'm not sure here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# that's what i meant
leave me be, i'm shit at math.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Edited myself there.
I'm ok at it, but I wonder what the intended result was.
Can't be drunk. Two pints won't buzz up four after all. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# That's enough of your insolence boy
see me afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# you're confusing me, guy!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# You were right all along.
I hate to say it but this kind of makes me wonder about those recipes....
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# i'm just glad
my meagre talents have been recognised ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# HAHAHA! FUCK YOU!
*starts rereading past ones just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# ... is what they ordered, .but they actually received two pints
meaning they received 1/8 of a pint more than they ordered
*raises eyebrows*
*taps text book impatiently*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# so i was right?
WOO HOO! IN YOUR FACE, BARMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Hmmmm...
You are correct. The barman adds 1/8 to the total.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# But as the order is going to be infinate
and exponentially approaching 2 pints, the barman can't be arsed...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# its a shame you had to point this out yourself
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# The joke, she dies
I think it's my most remarked upon pun to date though
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# well i enjoyed it anyway
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# The joke was an infinite
the 5th one would order 1/16th
6th 1/32 etc... etc....

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# At some point the size of dissolved gas to liquid ratio ends before infinity.
The CO2 needs a minimum amount of liquid to hold it.
Yet, I have no idea how small a portion that would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# By then the barman would have told them to fuck off, and no bar would be big enough to hold an infinate amount of mathematicians in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# maybe an infinitely large bar?
with an infinitely patient barman?
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Line them up. My guess is that it would only
wrap around the block before the sequence got
small enough that the beer could be called flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:45, archived)