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# I bought some Lucozade the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I bought a Twix.
I was a little disappointed. I think one needs three fingers in order to feel satisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# they should make one
and call it Thrix
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I would prefer something like
BeefMinceAndPastryix

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# some sort of Ginsters/Mars collaboration?
ooh savoury biscuit bars!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Speak for yourself, Bagpuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# oooh, matron.
always thinking about fannies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Four fucking years.
You'd be humping your students' heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# four fucking years of what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# No women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# oh right.
yes, but I don't think it would take all that much for me to fuck my student's heads.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# They do have lovely, square German heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# some do.
yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# You're so much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I didn't know what to say.
I don't watch bbc comedy so I'm not up on the latest WWII jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# That really is the last time, I give the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# . . . like a Hippo's yawn!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# >--<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Kinky Sod!!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I just bought some Wheat Crunchies.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# NOM
bacon flavour, I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Of course.
Best of the best flavours is bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# they're good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# but you get jawache
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# use them to suck gravy through
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Oh you filthy, filthy, filthy bitch.
That sounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# four words:
CHUNKY. PEANUT. BUTTER. KITKAT.


that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Too salty.
PACKET OF SKITTLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Sour Skittles.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Normal.
Or a crunchie bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I devoured a Doubledecker the other day. They're smaller and crapper than I remember them being.
Lion Bar or Toffee Crisp for le win.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# They're not as good, you're right.
Toffee crisps are also not as satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Fuck :( I haven't had one in ages. I was hoping it'd be a monolithic experience.
I'm going to cry in the shower now. Byeowowowow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Sorry Samdiddlyamamam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# sherbet fountains have far less sherbet
and the liquorice tastes like crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Double Deckers are painful to eat
I much prefer a Picnic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Never got on with those. Them and Bountys are banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Bounties are luuuuuuuush
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# nonsense, Bountys are great if you want heavy sugar rush
however, I would only consider a Bounty as a secondary
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# bountys are delicious!
plus, the top bit of chocolate that looks like a klingon's head all comes off in one piece!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# LION BAR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Star Bar :)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Crispy in the Mane Stream.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# kitkat first, then skittles
then another kitkat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Nah, still too salty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# but it's good salt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Nah, I don't like them, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# like many things i love
someone bought me one and got me hooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# That happened to me once when my dad got me a fishing rod.
I still have the scar.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# you is a feesh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Kitkat Chunky (non peanut butter)
Normal skittles and a packet of Cheese and Onion McCoys.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# oh fuck yes.
but two of them
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# i like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# yes
but I feel sick after eating one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# you obviously need practice
eat one every day for a week, you'll soon stop feeling sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :O
I'd never shit again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# shitting is overrated
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# It's one of my hobbies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# are you a reader?
or a drop n goer?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# A reader, but I don't stick around till the end of the chapter.
Ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I'm a reader but I usually play my DS.
Sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# mine too
apart from occasional poo shivers, i find it quite dull. i often just go through the motions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# poo shivers?
or do you mean poo showers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# poo shivers
that tingly feeling you get just when the turtle's head is starting to breach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Argh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# you only say argh
because you know exactly what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# All of a sudden, I am rather peckish...

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# have sushi.
it's delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Haha lol gaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I don't normally.
I thought, "I've not had a twix in a while" so I got one.

I will not be bringing my custom in the direction of Twix ever again. I have learned.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)