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# The taste of Lambert puts me off Lamberts.
Hello Dave. Are you a happy boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Christopher Lambert tastes of wheat
it says here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Only when he's clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Not just now I'm afraid
The lady I had been sharing my life/flat with has left me. So I am looking for a new place to stay incase she comes back.

Upside I don't need to feel bad whilst fucking her mum.
Every cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Are you seriously doing her mum?
*hug* I'm sorry, pet. Big love in your direction, and if anyone gets in the way of it getting to you, let me know and I'll stab them in the eyes with my legs.

Also: not meaning to sound too internetgirl about this, but you are quite dreamy, so I'm sure you'll not be single for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# No I'm not doing her mum
I'm just doing what I always do instead of dealing with my emotions I make up silly jokes.
I'm like Chandler Bing, only sexy and Scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *hug*
read my edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I'm sure I'll survive.
As soon as I'm ready I'll announce myself as free on facebook and watch the dates trickle in.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# If I announce I'm single my friends list empties overnight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# You've seen you, right?
OH for goodness sake. The amount of fit lads that have no idea. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# We are all hideous trolls
who need to be told otherwise. ( well most, not me of course. I know I look like an angry mental patient ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# This is 100% scientific fact
Although I am a hideous troll and no amount of telling otherwise will convince me of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I've seen loads of mentals
and NONE of them look like you.

There's nowt wrong with you either. B3tan chaps are quite tasty, as it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :)
I may need that in writing and witnessed by two signatories. ;)

I'm off for a cancer stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I would be, but I've run out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Do I look like a mental?
http://b3ta.com/board/9249755
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I have that same outfit
You'll need to warn me if you're going to any bashes so we don't turn up in the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# PHWOAR
That's a fucking lovely mask. Yum.


*has a thing about masks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Bah I was going to post the image of me wearing mine all Stella Artoisey but I can't find it.
EDIT: No, found it.
i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/BrianBlessedJeru/soviet-a-go-go.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *cries inside*
took 4 years of singledom before I realised I look like a gonky little chud :(
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Of course I've seen me
75% of my free time is spent infront of the mirror looking at myself, the other 25% is spent on b3ta looking at cell shadings of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I should have added in my reply above...
"you do know who you are talking to, right?" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# You should have, but now it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# its never too late with the patented Time Machine TM
also answers to the name of :edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# NO NO NO NO
don't give him ideas, I don't want to travel for hours just to kick him in the shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Maybe that was the problem.
Perhaps you should invest in a one way mirror and place your girlfriend or significant other on the other side so it looks like you are paying them attention when actually you're not.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Damn it thats where I went wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.
You are a young chap who treads the boards of life. If she had not left you, you would have soon enough fucked it up by knobbing her mate / random stranger.
Get back on the bike because soon enough you will be saddled with an old boneshaker for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Women are not bikes.
I'm a cadillac, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Mine's more like a rodeo bull.
Especially when I get down to the cuddling and call her by her sister's name. Man, that's a fun ride ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# You're such a loveable wanker. Fuck off and have your cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I'm off for one too
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Everyone leaves me eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:58, archived)