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# girl jobs?!! how sexist of you madam...
Yo Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Especially considering I make the wife do most of them
*does fixing things, cooking, shouting at people, cleaning the bathroom and bedroom and laundry*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I do all cooking.
And I mean all, plus I clean after myself in the kitchen. I do maintenance of house and vehicles and I do the majority of child care ( due to her working and me not ). I don't do cleaning and other such domestic chores but I do pay a cleaner to come in twice a week so that we don't have to do it.
I suppose that it's only fair seeing as her income far outstrips mine these days but it's not like I have not begged her to give up work so we can bugger off and live where it is warm.
I'm a good husband me. At times.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I wish we were rich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# poor downtrodden manwife...
I picture him much like Henry... dejected
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# He's a happy go lucky chap, ta.
But then you don't know what I can do, so nuts to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# you make balloon animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# My arse is the dulux custom paint mixer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# fuck
nobody move, I have a monocle down there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# WELL
I'm not that bad a wifey, you know. I've been much admired by many home counties men.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# :D
I have to go cook now. I'm doing a Chinese noodle soup with king prawns, razor clams and mussels. Back later.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Bah.
I'm off in three.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# me thinks the lady doth protest too much


;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I'm fucking lovely, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Phwoar
That's both of the things on my list checked
1) Female homosapien
2) Arse like a dulux paint mixer
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Terracotta Sunset, you say?
*pulls a face*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Haha
I was thinking more Dynamo Blue
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I've always been a great fan of Emancipation Puce.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# 1) Female homosapien??
picky bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Should I change that to female regardless of species?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# It ticked an extra box on mine
Female Homosapien
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# the dishes?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Not on your nelly, I always end up hurting myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)