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# whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... lift your feet Luke........... whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# She doesn't look happy that she's doing the girl jobs, does she?
Yo M3.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# girl jobs?!! how sexist of you madam...
Yo Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Especially considering I make the wife do most of them
*does fixing things, cooking, shouting at people, cleaning the bathroom and bedroom and laundry*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I do all cooking.
And I mean all, plus I clean after myself in the kitchen. I do maintenance of house and vehicles and I do the majority of child care ( due to her working and me not ). I don't do cleaning and other such domestic chores but I do pay a cleaner to come in twice a week so that we don't have to do it.
I suppose that it's only fair seeing as her income far outstrips mine these days but it's not like I have not begged her to give up work so we can bugger off and live where it is warm.
I'm a good husband me. At times.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I wish we were rich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# poor downtrodden manwife...
I picture him much like Henry... dejected
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# He's a happy go lucky chap, ta.
But then you don't know what I can do, so nuts to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# you make balloon animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# My arse is the dulux custom paint mixer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# fuck
nobody move, I have a monocle down there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# WELL
I'm not that bad a wifey, you know. I've been much admired by many home counties men.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# :D
I have to go cook now. I'm doing a Chinese noodle soup with king prawns, razor clams and mussels. Back later.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Bah.
I'm off in three.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# me thinks the lady doth protest too much


;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I'm fucking lovely, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Phwoar
That's both of the things on my list checked
1) Female homosapien
2) Arse like a dulux paint mixer
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Terracotta Sunset, you say?
*pulls a face*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Haha
I was thinking more Dynamo Blue
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I've always been a great fan of Emancipation Puce.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# 1) Female homosapien??
picky bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Should I change that to female regardless of species?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# It ticked an extra box on mine
Female Homosapien
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# the dishes?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Not on your nelly, I always end up hurting myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# corrrr!
woodeye
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# looks like she has just spotted a turd on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# a wookie turd...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Twice as bad, all that hair mixed in with it
woo the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Always time for Mel Smith Jr
NSWF, only because of one word
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# and bits of the kids stuffed animals

/has kids and a dog blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# A dog who has eaten an elastic bands is always a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Only if you give me another incest kiss first.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I would prefer her to do the hoovering
wearing that bikini that Jabba made her wear.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# It's funny how they had Space bikinis but not Space Bras
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# That selection of cleaning products looks as though it's been
sponsored by Reckitt Benckiser...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# haha. She's Dyson with death there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# *judges*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# what a VACuous pun
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Careful
People will be along with the Henry bandwagon next
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# You Dirt-y Devil
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Eat my Dust
Buster
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Oreck-on you need to chill out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Oh blimey no

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *Glares*
BTW, FWIW, and WTF - Manually assigning different last 2 digits of IP addresses on each PC (instead of auto) solved my problem of both PCs trying to access the same router.
It took me well over a week to sort it out but when I switched off my current PC and the other suddenly connected, I twigged.


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# ah yes of course.
you need to assign each PC on the network a different gateway address. So the router could be 192.0.1.1 and then each PC is xxx.xxx.xxx.02/03/04 and so on. I never gave that a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# The red herring was
That was the very first thing I did when I encountered the problem, not really expecting it to work, and it didn't.
It turned out the first wireless card that was installed was faulty. I had to get another.
It did make sense but I checked our setup at work today and all the PCs that connect to the one router have an auto address assigned so why this setup needs to be different is beyond me.
It's great that the problem was found as sometimes things just "fix" themselves without explanation. I hate that.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Sounds like a DHCP problem.
Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Wossat?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
The routers procedure of assigning and retrieving Ip's.I wouldnt worry, what you have done will keep the buggers working.If you ever have any probs let me know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Aaah
Thank you.
So is this DHCP different with each router? That would explain why my setup at home is different to my work setup.
My router is thick!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# It is basically the same across most routers.
Could be different at your work, being more complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# That's why she was on the Star Ship Enterprise in the first place
*Thinks she may be confusing one little boy's geeky film with another*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# They should mix them up and makes sure there is plenty of lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# YES!
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# you do have a soft spot for Back to the Future though, right?

*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Only the VR ride at Universal Studios
It's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# hee hee
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I hear Sandy is a great gardener.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha do you live in California?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# pfffffft*shlomp*
aaaarghpullitoutpullitout!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:16, archived)