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# Got sent the swine flu guide this morning.
Here's the front cover for those who are yet to receive it. I quite like it. Is sort of screams PANIC!!! from the top of its tits.

Sorry about that x
(TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Seams fine to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I saw the font and I thought it was you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Fuck you cuntnugget!
I never use the sans! Purely Buttons....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Chocolate buttons?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Buttons the Bear man!
Buttons the bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Fuck you, Hobbit feet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Seams ok?

ALSO: This



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# seams to be HUGE
edit: MUCH better! have a WOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# That's hurting all 5 of my eyes.
edit:/ optimise it to under 100kb you mongtard.

edit2:/ Oh I see it's just a second account no doubt meant to annoy the intelligent and give glee to the feeble minded.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Tits, how?
I've got CS3. All of it.
(TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Save it as a gif or a jpg rather than a PNG.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake Captain Photoshop Wizard.
If he's truly fishing for tips, which I doubt, then at least steer him to the 'save for web and devices' feature ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# question
how do you underline a word using photoshop?
.
(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# inhale copious amounts of solvent based adhesive.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# WAY ahead of you!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# magnets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# fucking, shitty magnets
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# from the fucking shitty mangent company, Shenyang, China.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Go onto the next line and use loads of full-stops.
.....................................................................................................
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# but those are for the handwriting thereof of pertinant informations


YOUR NAME .............. 
SIGNATURE ..............  DATE .......


innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# shut up you
and LOL AT ARSENAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSENAL
I guess this is a football joke, I don't understand :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Arsenal have been talking bollocks all week
about how they can overcome a 1-0 deficit in tonight's game and go to the final. After 9 minutes they were 2-0 down ( 3-0 on aggregate ) and need to score 4 to win.

haha, Gooners, I've shit 'em. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# 
YOU'RE NAME nope you are 

SIGNATURE 360 method  DATE i'm washing my hair that day


Sometimes I surprise myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# shit! surprising!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# How about I don't use
Photoshop so there you ginger clungenugget ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Exactly
so how about you stop trying to be the resident Bob Ross?

LOL ARSENAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Hows about not using photoshop doesn't preclude me from
knowing about file sizes twatmunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# you don't know arses from elbows, nutsucker.
how can you know about big boy things ;)

Are you watching the match you filthy southern, shandy drinking bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I am,
really not all that bothered by it though. I have it on on the tele next to me, but I am listening to music.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Go Save For Web
and choose JPG as the format, then move the 'Quality' slider until the filesize goes under 100mb. You should be able to do that without it really affecting the quality of the image much.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Under 100mb?
Done.
(TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Yay!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# MSPaint CS3?
(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Not as a BMP, how ever old skool you want to be
Bitmap Brothers, Speedball 2
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# 5000mb. You owe me $50.
Kisses, babe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# smells like bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Wow
huge file. If you saved it as a jpg you could get the size down.

Edit: top man, cheers and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# does anyone fancy a bacon sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
www.doesanyonefancyabaconsandwich.com
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# BRING ON THE BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# SHOW ME THE SWINE!!!
Actually don't, I'm a pedantic vegetarian
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:08, archived)