Can I skullfuck you?
I promise I'll yell Surprise! first
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47,
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that's 70% as good
the tea cake is not the essential bit - it's the little flurry of wonderfulness on the side... like when an encore goes really well.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:53,
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I yam 'ungry
I could eat 10 teacakes and then stare at the remaining 2, feeling slightly sick but hearing their tempting call..
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:56,
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teacakes do nothing for your hunger man
they're 80% fluffy nothing.
you need a bit of fruit or a slice of porridge
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:57,
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*applauds*
You have a gift for writing, Prof!
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Bee Nice |-|,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:09,
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