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[challenge entry] Noisy bloody birds

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha haaaaaa!
PS mind if I slip a pearoast in here? Cheers...

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ^ THAT - is the only one that made me smile..

Twitter Ye Not! - Clicks Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ha ha, thanks
It didn't get much of a response when it was first posted... biding its time I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I know what you mean...
Thread-rush Wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] if you don't mind...

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I may have said this already but I'm more pissed from celebrating now so..
Hippy Bird-Day

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Cor!
What a colourful birdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# anything with frankie howerd in it makes me smile
except his coffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# yeah, his coffin is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# it really is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Oh ffs
b3tan to it!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# By a week or two sorry to say!
But thanks - you made a better job of the idea in any case
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Dunno 'bout that.
cheers though.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I went past a field with Ostriches in it today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
# You should have stopped
and pinched a few eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I was smoking a fag!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I hope you shared your fags with the ostriches
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Where is Ost and how rich were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Sounds Danish to me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Yay Bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Mimics . . .
Mimics . . . Mimics . . . Mimics . . . Mimics . . . Mimics . . . Mimics . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Ha!
This is an odd compo. If only for the reason I have no real idea what Twitter is, other than a vague feeling it's a rip-of of Facebook.

And on a TJ: Passport office cunts.
Being out in Switzerland, I hve to get a new passport sometime soon. However, as of January, they closed the Bern passport service and now everything has to go through Paris. The webpage is deliberately vague as they have a help line at €1.60/min. It will also cost me double what it would do at home (€145) and you have to pay a courier fee of €21.
FFS...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Fucking hell.
I want to change my name, and the only thing stopping me is the fannying around to get a new passport.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# You're not changing it to Todd, by any chance...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I have only heard of it
It wasn't until this compo that I actually looked at it

Have the Swiss annexed France already?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Someone on here recently described Twitter as
"Facebook for grown-ups"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I hope not.
It would completely fall to bits under the weight of new rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2009, 21:39, archived)