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# *sits on hands, firmly shuts mouth and waggles eyebrows in consternation*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Yeah, the /talk people have already gone wild over this fact.
I don't care. It looks shit. I'd only watch it to perv at Goldblum and I can do that elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Laura Dern
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# sam neil
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# not my type
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Looks like the finest m-f transgender I've seen in some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :(
I used to really fancy her when I was younger.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I used to fancy Chesney Hawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# he is the one and only though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I'll put my hand up to this one too.
- especially in Wild at Heart...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I watched that the other night for the first time in years
She is nice but far too thin.

I'd rather shag Nic Cage in that film... if I had to, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I think I'd rather shag Bruce Dern
than Nic Cage...if I had to.

edit: I'd better stop posting, or that will be my random quote, for sure...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# wild at heart
say no more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# She's still got a face like a cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# a sexy cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Really not my type.
She's very plain, to me. Except the Coulthardy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ner...
well... Goldblum looks like a bit of stretched gristle with an oversized adam's apple.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# He's very indicative of my type.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# big confused loljews?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Yes. I only fuck my own people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha
I was just describing Goldblum, nothing more.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ^ this.... oh yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# yes, indeed.
that film formed a significant part of my teenage years. I still don't think I've watched it all the way through, or with audible volume.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ^
downstairs in front of the video with the lights off
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# demi moore - striptease
not sure i have any idea of the plot though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# oh, yes...
you beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# i can see the usual "its got fucking dinosaurs in it" reasoning isn't going to work here.
oh well. I've never seen hellraiser 2
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# It's got fucking cenobites in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# exactly
have you seen thank you for smoking yet? i rewatched it the other night, really fun movie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# No. Was I meant to?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# not that I know of. but if you're ever in the mood for looking at aaron eckhart's strangely compelling massive face, it's fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I forget who that is.
Sorry, I'm really fucked off now so I might be a bit short with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# oh... ok
never mind then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# No talk, I just might be a bit humourless.
Who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# two face in batman?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# OH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# with the proper lantern jaw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# is that the Aaron Eckhart filum?
Edit: It appears it is... :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# it is indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# It's quite good, but has a slightly muddled plot
I actually like most of the Hellraiser films in one way or another
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I've not seen any of the hellraisers.
they look really shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# i've seen the first one and thought it was alright.
not really my cup of horror tea though. not enough bruce cambell
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# What are they even about?
Other than a bloke having acupuncture.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# if you open the puzzle box
demons come out of the walls and fuck/rape/pierce/tease/tear/stimulate you to death

if you're lucky
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# That's about the size of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# That's nice.
But what's the film about?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# That's what happens whenever someone challenges me to a game of Uno.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ^
the first one is genuinely creepy, but they get sillier and sillier until 4 which is essentially Hellraiser meets Red Dwarf. I can't remember if it's 6 or 7 which is a direct sequel to the first one (and quite satisfies in that regard) but 8 with Lance Henriksson is really disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# 4 was fucking terrible.
1 and 2 are the best, 2 being my favourite for reasons unknown even to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Found it on imdb - number 6: Hellseeker is worth a look too
www.imdb.com/title/tt0274546/

a surprisingly good sequel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Oooh I've not seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I've watched them all so that you don't have to
but I'd recommend this one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Noted, thanks poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# eh? there's Hellraiser 8?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# yes
in which "Hellraiser" is an online video game and all the kids who play it go to a big house for a party, but the dad of their friend who killed himself...nah, it's too ridiculous to even explain
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)