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# A country singularly unable to make Chocolate.
Worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ^ this with lots of added this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# it could be why they are war-mongerers
the Swiss - excellent chocolate and all they do is steal plundered possessions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# *ahem*
"You know what the fellow said—in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# and a shitload of Nazi gold
wait...a Nazi cuckoo clock made of gold - a little shiny Hitler pops out and says ZE TIME ISS! NOW! IT ISS OCKSENKOPFZEIT! JA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Bullock's head time
my favourite time!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# haha - Billy Bleach...
Then there was this lad from down Hackney way, his mother was Iranian, his dad was Russian and he was born in Switzerland, you could tell him a mile off, he was always shuffling along ten yards behind the rest of the family wearing a yashmak and drinking vodka from a cuckoo clock. Course there was this kid at school, his mother was French and his father was a German he was a complete cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# oh this
Hersey's?

Shitsey's more like!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I've never met anyone who likes them
and everybody who goes to the US on holiday always brings them back for the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# they can't make a car that goes round corners
how can we expect them to have mastered something as important as chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)