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# What Really Happened


Inspired by last nights Apprentice. And afternoon drinking. Also probably bindun
(Woop_Woop ., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Thus adding another thing smashing up the world trade cantre to the pile.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Alan Sugar
planned it all
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
those things were total shit

and is it my imagination but are ALL estate agents caled Philip Taylor?

and quite simply - Kate Walsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Kate Walsh?
Ooooooh yes
(Woop_Woop ., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# with Yasmina Sitdowny and Mona wotsit helping out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# and that Lorraine whatsit in the garden mowing her face
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# haha
Debra can come if she bags up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# See seems the sort who'd LIKE to watch
(Woop_Woop ., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# while biting her skinny lips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# And looking ever so slightly like Noel Fielding
(Woop_Woop ., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Moaning wotsits.......
(Woop_Woop ., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Those fucking cat boxes!
Here's an idea! I'll give the cat a chip box from Waitrose that it can shred the shit out of and I'll save my money.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# haha...
'most cat owners are old ladies - they don't want to put their cat in a little cardboard tank'

there are many crass generalisations in that statement.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# yeah
my grandma is Rommel - she'd love a tank for cats

mind you it might be dangerous to let her have one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# she'll be laying seige
to Tobruk with her kitty panzer division in no time, I reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:35, archived)