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# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# doing anything sepecial for your b3taday tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Blimey
I'll probably shit treacle
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# i don't want any dessert round yours then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I have had dessert at Dutchbird's house once. It was a chocolate fountain.
True story. Not even a euphemism.

Well, a bit of a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# which hepititis did you contract? B or C?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# hepatitis XXX
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ah, australian blood-poisoning
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# beaks
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hepatitis W.
They call it "The Dutch Custard".
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Have you seen my fez?
I've looked thorugh my box of hats and it's not in there
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Everything in my big bag of hats is obscured by the enormous Jeff Lynn wig.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# eyethangyou
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# There's a woman on the television who set her kitchen on fire cooking in her sleep.
She looks like the sort of woman that would do that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# would you trust her
to choose a holiday destination for you?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# It would probably be Melton Mowbray.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I am holidaying in Cool Town this year
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# There's no return tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# suits me
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hang on. I have been being creative.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I don't know what is happy about it
she has broken the Internet on more than one occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# She weighs 333lbs.
The woman that cooks in her sleep, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# 333lbs
that sounds lucky for some reason.

except for her kitchen that is.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# And her husband.
She was banging on about being "66 years old and I can't take being this size any more", to which the only honest answer you can give is, "in all honesty, you're a little lucky to have made it to that age".
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# HUP!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Hup! Holland! Hup!
Laat de leeuw niet in z'n hempje staan!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# "Z'n", hmm?
Couldn't have put it better myself.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# as in
zijn
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Are you shitting treacle yet?
*readies bowl*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Oh sorry I thought thats where you hung out now
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# it's like a special talk that not quite as full of cunts
but just as pointless
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I resent that remark
it's brimming with minges
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# i've registered
i've even posted a couple of times
i just can't see the point
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Secret insider website. Tell no one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# it's
www.b3ta.com/talk/oldschoolcunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Don't tell anyone, Micktoes.
It's super secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I got shouted off by Pedantichrist
of all people but it's nice to see old faces names sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# *ticklewickle*
to be fair we have not even mentioned beaks once.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# you're talking about something different
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:33, archived)
# indeed
Nothing like being hypocritical to achieve exclusivism.
Boring cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:09, archived)