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# Hahahaha
so would!

'ningles matey. What you doing here at this time on a Sunday? You wet the bed?

Strangely someone wrote just that on my khazi blackboard last night.

'ningles all. Sorry no rant today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# WHERE IS OUR GODDAMN RANT, YOU SLACKER

nings!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# OK just for you.
Gamn guest left before check out and put their key under my fucking door which would have woken me uf if I hadn't been awake! I only get five quid as they did claim not their key deposit!
Bastard!
/END riverghost rant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# in english?
did they not pay their accommodation fee?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I'll type slowly and try not to use big words.
At hotels you hand in your key when you leave the building. In hostels you don't. As a result to protect against the cost of replacing the key if they are lost you charge a key deposit. Occasionally guests check out when the office is closed and just leave they key which means I get a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# awesome ching ching!!
what does a fiver get you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Half a blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Make sure you get the second half
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# naaa
I don't really want someone's cock in my mouth:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Really?
*cancels bash attendance*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# aaaaw
seeing as you asked so nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It's good money though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Did you run after them?
Naked?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# No
but I ran about naked regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# No point in wasting a good streaker opportunity.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# what time is breakfast?
when will it be ready?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# You don't get breakfast as nobody likes you.
We only tollerate you here as we get money from the Lottery Commission.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# My croissant better not be spoiled with ham and mustard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# No
you have a freshly laid three coiler in there instead. Mmmm, nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# trying to get some colouring in done before going out
and getting distracted by that
and now getting excited by this kotaku.com/5246991/sackboy-is-the-law Little Big Planet 2000AD characters!
Fingers crossed there's a Rogue trooper in the pack
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Well try and stay inside the lines or we won't buy you a new colouring book!
I've never played Little Big Planet. I've never really been a big games person. I've played the Elderscroll ones and actually bought the relivant games consoles to play them. I play WoW too and that it. Looks cool though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:30, archived)